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Here's Your Dream Cast For The Live-Action "Little Mermaid" Movie

"Under the Sea" goes IRL.

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Of course, Disney would spare no expense on this fantasy epic. So without further ado, here is your dream cast of The Little Mermaid:


King Triton (played by George Clooney)

What would probably happen: George Clooney would frequently fight with Flounder the Flounder who played Flounder on set because he always forgot his lines.

Flounder (played by Flounder the Flounder)

What would probably happen: Flounder would actually replace the original flounder who played Flounder, because they lost him on the sea bed during production and couldn't find him because he camouflaged so well.


Flotsam and Jetsam (played by Morty the Moray Eel)

What would probably happen: Morty is actually considered the most talented actor in the eel film/theater community, so Disney would hire him to play BOTH Flotsam and Jetsam. Oh, the magic of CGI!

Scuttle (played by Steve the Seagull)

What would probably happen: Steve the Seagull would poop on George Clooney so much during production that Steven Spielberg (who directs the movie) would need to take him aside and tell him to stop shitting on the Oscar-winning actor.

And finally, the title roll you've been all waiting for, drumroll please...