Hello, internet fam! Earlier today, news broke that singer/serial friend collector Taylor Swift helped co-write "This Is What You Came For" with her ex, Scottish DJ/massage enthusiast Calvin Harris.
Naturally, people on the internet got very excited when Harris started tweeting about Taylor:
And they got even MORE excited when he didn't stop tweeting, and continued to spill some tea on the pop star:
People were excited to pull up a chair for the ~DRAMA~:
Topical Pokémon Go jokes were made, naturally:
And others were just staring at Taylor, waiting for her say on the whole matter:
People celebrated Calvin for joining a long line of celebs who have publicly feuded with Taylor:
And others waited for MORE celebrity collateral damage:
While some were just hoping for more good music to result from the drama:
Because let's be honest, a Calvin-Katy revenge track would be so AMAZING — even Taylor can't deny that:
Oh, and has anyone checked on Kanye?
Some people felt the need to remind Calvin that he really should have seen this coming:
Like, Calvin, why are you so surprised?
Also, here's a friendly reminder of what exactly two adults are squabbling over:
And at the end of the day, we had to remind ourselves that we the people got to enjoy this spectacle free of charge:
But the best response of all might belong to Miss Katy Perry herself, who tweeted a simple Hillary Clinton GIF that sums up ALL her thoughts on the matter: