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29 Quotes From The Ladies Of "The Office" That Still Are Hilarious

The ladies of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton ALWAYS had us in tears.

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1. When Phyllis gave us this important fitness lesson:

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"We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom."

2. When Kelly played to her strengths:

"I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake."
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"I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake."

3. When Angela shared this fashion tip:

"Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large colonial dolls."
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"Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large colonial dolls."

4. When Kelly said what we were all thinking:

Michael: "Say hello to Danny."

Kelly: "Fuck me."

5. When Angela and Meredith got into a quibble about objectifying men:

Angela: "Under no circumstances should a man strip off his clothes in this office."Meredith: "Shut up, Angela!"
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Angela: "Under no circumstances should a man strip off his clothes in this office."

Meredith: "Shut up, Angela!"

6. When Phyllis noticed her trophy was really, really messed up:

Michael: "The Busiest Beaver Award goes to Phyllis Lapin!"Phyllis: "This says Bushiest Beaver."
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Michael: "The Busiest Beaver Award goes to Phyllis Lapin!"

Phyllis: "This says Bushiest Beaver."

7. When Meredith was a total player, and we loved her for it:

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"I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder."

8. When Kelly did not hold back the sass:

Ryan: "Do you have a question, Kelly?"

Kelly: "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one. How dare you?"

9. When Jan made this subtle dig at Pam:

Pam: "We got you this."Jan: "Oh Pam, thank you! This will be great to cook with!"
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Pam: "We got you this."

Jan: "Oh Pam, thank you! This will be great to cook with!"

10. When Phyllis had the answer to her own question:

"I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs."
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"I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs."

11. When Karen asked this critical question about Jim:

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12. When Phyllis was all about body positivity:

"As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it just feels good to be represented on one."
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"As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it just feels good to be represented on one."

13. When Kelly and Angela approached their days in very different ways:

Kelly: "This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S."Angela: "I don't have a headache."Kelly: "This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S."Angela: "I'm just preparing."
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Kelly: "This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S."

Angela: "I don't have a headache."

Kelly: "This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S."

Angela: "I'm just preparing."

14. When Meredith doled out this critical dating advice:

"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front."
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"In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front."

15. When Angela didn't really think this rescue maneuver through:

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"Save Bandit!"

16. When Kelly's eyes did the actual talking for once:

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"Oh my god, I love it."

17. When Angela experienced the darkness of J.K. Rowling:

Dwight: "Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts."Angela: "It's not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter."
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Dwight: "Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts."

Angela: "It's not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter."

18. When Kelly invented some new medical terminology:

Kelly: "Ravi is a pediatrician and some of his patients are total uggos."

Ravi: "They're called premature, sweetie."

19. When Phyllis wasn't afraid to open up about her sex life:

"I never had an orgasm until I was 42. And then when I did it lasted until I was 44. 43 was ju...I got nothing done."
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"I never had an orgasm until I was 42. And then when I did it lasted until I was 44. 43 was ju...I got nothing done."

20. When Meredith had this incredibly inspiring speech:

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21. When Phyllis was proud of her man:

"I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me. And Bob beats them up. What?"
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"I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me. And Bob beats them up. What?"

22. When Meredith made this sartorial mistake:

"I'm wearing my bathing suit underneath my shirt. Oh yeah...I packed it in my purse."

23. When Phyllis and Karen shared some beautiful bonding time:

Karen: "Why are we turning in here? This is a beauty salon."
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Karen: "Why are we turning in here? This is a beauty salon."

24. When Kelly understood herself best:

"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out."
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"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out."

25. When Angela was disappointed in this missed opportunity:

"Everybody's been asking me if I wrote the note above the microwave. It was rude, condescending, and a little bit snotty. I wish I had written it."
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"Everybody's been asking me if I wrote the note above the microwave. It was rude, condescending, and a little bit snotty. I wish I had written it."

26. When Meredith shared this advice from Mama Palmer:

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"Like my mom always says: Talk classy, act nasty."

27. When Kelly expertly handled this tough conversation with Jim:

Kelly: "Well, I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now. And god, I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way."Jim: "Your department's just you, right?Kelly: "Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage."
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Kelly: "Well, I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now. And god, I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way."

Jim: "Your department's just you, right?

Kelly: "Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage."

28. When Meredith shared this inspiring New Year's resolution with us:

Ryan: "Who wants a drink?"Meredith: "Me, please. The deal is that this is my last hurrah. 'Cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week."
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Ryan: "Who wants a drink?"

Meredith: "Me, please. The deal is that this is my last hurrah. 'Cause I made a New Year's resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore. During the week."

29. And finally, when Meredith opened up to us and shared this very personal item:

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"I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. To porn."

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