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27 Moments From "The Simple Life" That Belong In A Damn History Textbook

Pull up a chair, because they didn't teach this in high school!

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7. When Nicole held down a phone call while also changing male grooming patterns for the better:

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"Hi gorgeous, how are you?"

"I'm doing good. How about you?"

"Just taking a little break. I'm shaving your husband's nipples."

"What?"

"Sweetie, I've got to go 'cause my hands are full of your husband's nipple hair."

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13. When Paris stood up for the proletariat and had this very important question about her work uniform:

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"I'm going to give you some work uniforms, you have five minutes to get into them, any questions?"

"Do they come in pink?"

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26. When Nicole joined Aristotle and Plato as one of philosophy's great minds when she answered Paris's question with another question: