1.
Literally every time they unleashed the most important phrase in the English language, "that's hot", but ESPECIALLY this time:
2.
When Nicole asked for a quarter and probably saved the American economy in the process:
3.
When Paris changed the culinary industry forever by trying to grill bacon with an iron:
4.
And when she wasn't even ashamed about her innovative, game-changing cooking technique, because why the hell should she:
5.
When Paris gave life advice so profound that it belongs in a TED Talk:
6.
When this mind-boggling slip that nearly reawakened Sigmund Freud from the dead occurred:
7.
When Nicole held down a phone call while also changing male grooming patterns for the better:
8.
When Paris and Nicole changed fashion (more specifically, farm-friendly fashion) for the better:
9.
When the girls were proponents of a very bohemian sexual lifestyle:
10.
When Paris gave directions that would have made Christopher Columbus proud:
11.
When it was 2005, and hey, things happen:
12.
When Nicole wholeheartedly supported capitalism and returned her meal because she couldn't afford it:
13.
When Paris stood up for the proletariat and had this very important question about her work uniform:
14.
When Paris tried to make one small turn for man, but Nicole muttered one giant "Yeah" for mankind:
15.
When Nicole did a Betty Friedan and turned our patriarchal society on its head:
16.
When Paris nearly one-upped Shakespeare by mispronouncing "internship":
17.
When Paris and Nicole made you realize the Olympics needed to add an additional sport:
18.
When Paris and Nicole revolutionized air travel with their top-notch customer service experience:
19.
When Nicole said this, one of the great goodbyes in human history:
20.
When Nicole paid tribute to one of Hollywood's greatest legends:
21.
When Nicole said what should be EVERYONE'S New Year's Resolution:
22.
When Nicole gave Abraham Lincoln a run for his money when it comes to profundity and offered this incredibly profound advice:
23.
When Paris proved that titles are just a construct of a capitalist society:
24.
When Paris tested the limits of the human psyche when Nicole told her they were fired:
25.
When Paris tested the limits of male-female dating patterns:
26.
When Nicole joined Aristotle and Plato as one of philosophy's great minds when she answered Paris's question with another question:
27.
And finally, when Paris and Nicole not only changed this sign for the better, but also altered the course of human history in the process:
