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Taylor Swift Is On An Insane Vacation, But Also Reminded Us About Her Boyfriend’s REAL Name

“Please welcome to my vacation…my gorgeous boyfriend…Adam Wiles!”

1. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are that couple you see scrolling through Facebook and become insanely jealous of their relationship. But you can’t hate them, because they’re perfect for each other and totally in love.

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Meanwhile, you’re eating Ben & Jerry’s alone on your couch with only the glow of your laptop illuminating your dark soul.

2. Well, our jealousy of #Tayvin has reached new heights because the two of them are apparently on vacation together in some tropical paradise.

And between you and me, I’m guessing it’s not a Sandals Resort.

3. They’re doing totally normal celebrity-on-vacation things, like channeling their inner Little Mermaids…

Maybe Katy Perry is playing the role of Ursula, and she stole Taylor’s voice? Just kidding, she only just took some of her backup dancers.

4. …posting thirst traps…

Like any of us are looking at that palm tree.

5. …and giving Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue a run for its money.

Chrissy Teigen, eat your heart out!

6. Oh, and they’re DEFINITELY in love because Taylor posted this picture of them kissing…and her LEG is popping, so you know it’s real.

But who took this picture? Selena Gomez? Lorde? One of the Haim sisters? TAYLOR, WE NEED ANSWERS.

7. But as much as we’d love to look at pictures of two beautiful celebrities frolicking on a remote tropical island all day, the most INSANE picture either Calvin or Taylor posted is this one:

TS + AW … WHUT???

8. “Shouldn’t that be TS + CH?” you’re asking. NOPE. Because, ladies and gentlemen, “Calvin Harris” is not the Scottish DJ’s birth name…it’s actually…

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9. The more you know! Now back to your pleb lives, ladies and gentlemen.

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