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    26 Struggles Only People With Small Bladders Will Understand

    To pee, or not to pee, is always the question.

    1. First of all, it should go without saying that you ALWAYS need to pee.

    2. Like, your need to pee is constant.

    3. You basically always either have to pee, or are actually peeing.

    4. A long line for the bathroom? That is complete and utter hell.

    5. And then when you have to wait for the bathroom when someone takes too long inside: THE WORST.

    6. This is your face when someone says, "Oh, you have to go to the bathroom again? Didn't you just go?"

    7. It's basically routine for you to wake up in the middle of the night because you have to pee. BAD.

    8. When you're watching TV, you'll hold it in until the last possible minute before you decide to pee. You are a Pee Warrior.

    9. You've definitely done that thing where you went to the bathroom, walked out, and immediately felt like you had to pee again.

    10. The sound of running water? MAKE IT STOP.

    11. At this point, you don't ask anyone if you can go to the bathroom. You just announce it, and leave.

    12. When you go out to a bar, you probably spend more time in line for the bathroom than you do with your friends.

    13. Also, when someone goes to the bathroom without asking if you want to join? Now that's just rude.

    14. When you are somewhere you've never been before and you don't know where the bathroom is, the race to try to find it can only be described as fucking epic.

    15. You spend most of your day asking yourself, "Should I go to the bathroom?"

    16. When you drink coffee, you know it's only a matter of time before urine trouble.

    17. Also, the same goes for alcohol.

    18. Actually, any time you drink ANYTHING you basically turn into a ticking time bomb.

    19. People know to get out of your way when you say you need to go to the restroom.

    20. Amongst your friends, you have a reputation as the one with the small bladder. Perhaps you even have a nickname, like the Urinator.

    21. Long car rides? Yeah, those are the worst.

    22. You wonder if there is something actually wrong with you, or if it's just your tiny-ass bladder.

    23. You've gotten pretty good at "holding it in."

    24. And you've developed the ability to accomplish virtually any task while having to nearly pee your pants.

    25. In a perfect world there would be a VIP line for the bathroom, because you definitely would have earned that status if there was.

    26. Let's face it, just reading this post makes you have to pee.

    So yeah, having a small bladder may be a constant struggle. But though you may have the bladder of a child, you have the heart of a warrior.