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First of all, the struggle never ends, because your stomach is a bottomless pit.
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While normal people have emotions like "happiness" and "sadness," you only feel "hungry" and "really hungry."
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Hungry + anger = HANGRY, the worst emotion of them all.
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When you go out drinking with your friends, you're just worried about where you are going to get drunk food.
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And really, your idea of a fun Friday night is going to your favorite restaurant.
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Waiting for food at a restaurant can only be described as complete and utter agony.
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Your heart breaks when the waiter brings out food, only to walk past you to serve it to another table.
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If someone else's food comes first, you have to wait and watch them eat. It is basically torture.
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But the worst is when your food comes first, and you are expected to sit and wait until everyone else's food arrives.
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Once you are allowed to eat, there is absolutely no chance you will eat like a polite, civilized human.
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You’re annoyed at people who stop to take pictures of their food, because that is time wasted they could have spent on eating.
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Also, when people try to talk to you while you are eating, you want to SCREAM. Eating > talking, ALWAYS.
13.
Some people need their morning coffee to get their day started. You, on the other hand, need breakfast.
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The hour before lunch is basically the longest hour of your life.
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Eating lunch is great, but you just KNOW you're going to be hungry again in an hour or two.
16.
When you go on a date, you're more interested in dinner than the person sitting across from you.
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Your appetite has a reputation with friends and family. You would care, but you're too busy trying to find food.
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You probably like food more than you like people.
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After all, food never lets you down. People do.
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It sometimes is awkward when you have to ask someone if they are going to finish what they're eating...
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But whatever, you're gonna do it anyway. You WANT that food.
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Also, you will fight to the death for that last slice of pizza. AS IF someone else was going to claim it.
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Grocery shopping is a struggle, because you want it ALL.
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Like, if you don't make a shopping list and stick to it, you're going to leave with WAY more than you need.
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And finally, the amount of food you eat normally would be considered embarrassing...
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...But honestly, you're too busy stuffing your face to care.
