TV and Movies·Posted on May 17, 201626 Insane "Veep" Insults We're Still Laughing At"Right now you're about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl."by Sam StrykerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When Selina laid out this epic food-themed burn: HBO / Via poundgrape.tumblr.com "That's like using a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess!" 2. When Selina shot down Mike pretty damn hard: HBO / Via adumbscotts.tumblr.com Mike: "Ma'am, I have a better idea."Selina: "No you don't Mike. History has proven that." 3. When Amy was all about spelling: HBO / Via grahamewill.tumblr.com Candi: "Hi, it's Candi with an 'I.'"Amy: "Amy with a 'Y.' Which is correct." 4. When Selina told Jonah off in the most epic way possible: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com Selina: "Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me. You like to have sex and you like to travel?"Jonah: "Yes ma'am."Selina: "Then you can fuck off!" 5. When Sue delivered this one-sided shutdown: HBO / Via chinuplittlepup.tumblr.com "Hello. What do you want? You can't have it. Goodbye." 6. When Amy let it be known she wasn't a fan of Gary's communication skills: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com "She cannot fall asleep on live TV, not on C-SPAN, the irony would be too huge. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Are you really waving? She cannot see you through the TV. Most of us learn that when we're four." 7. When Selina was just trying to protect her skin from Gary: HBO / Via isaacoscar.tumblr.com Gary: "Ma'am, he said no irritants..."Selina: "You're an irritant." 8. When Amy did not like the fact Jonah compared himself to Michael Jordan: HBO / Via andreii-tarkovsky.tumblr.com "You are not Michael Jordan. You are a seven-foot-seven goony-looking Lithuanian who's gonna drop dead of Marfan syndrome. Get your ass in the car." 9. When Selina was just looking to relieve herself during her visit to a startup: HBO / Via chinuplittlepup.tumblr.com "Do they have a bathroom here? Or do they put their turds up in the cloud?" 10. When Amy didn't need to burn Dan IRL: HBO / Via andreii-tarkovsky.tumblr.com "Right now you're about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl." 11. When Selina delivered this epic grocery-themed slam: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com "What are you laughing about, Jolly Green Jizzface?" 12. When Selina wasn't shy about sharing her opinion on her daughter's hair: HBO / Via majeedekbal.tumblr.com "Catherine, why is that your hair?" 13. This epic burn which was so good it left Jonah speechless: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com "Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton. But they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks." 14. When Selina destroyed the patriarchy: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com "Because he's a man. Because this is a man's world that we live in. Because of the Axis of Dick." 15. When Amy sort of burned herself when she snapped out: HBO / Via chinuplittlepup.tumblr.com "I've eaten hummus with a pen cap, don't tell me how I can eat." 16. When Selina went subtle with this burn: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com Jonah: "Sorry to disturb you, ma'am."Selina: "And yet you are disturbing me." 17. When Dan didn't hold back: HBO / Via andreii-tarkovsky.tumblr.com "You just gave them a Time Life instruction manual on how to fuck us." 18. When even a portrait of Martin Van Buren couldn't escape Selina's wrath: HBO / Via blog.jwhelan.co 19. When Amy was literally sick of Mike's shit: HBO / Via chinuplittlepup.tumblr.com Mike: "You know what happens with all that shit?"Amy: "Uh, does it get used in a clumsy and unpleasant analogy by you?" 20. When Ben went grandiose and insulted generations of American politicians: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com Selina: "Can I really blame another country for something they didn't do?"Ben: "It's been the cornerstone of American foreign policy since the Spanish-American War." 21. When Jonah scorched himself, and was pretty damn good at it: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com "I'm like herpes! I'm an MRSA infection! You don't get rid of Jonah Ryan!" 22. When Selina wasn't too supportive of her daughter's attempt at making a documentary: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com "No, there's not gonna be a film. The only thing Catherine ever finished was an entire ice cream cake." 23. Selina's first burn regarding Chinese hackers, first directed at the White House wifi: HBO / Via tamanca.tumblr.com Sue: "Madam President, Chinese hackers breached the NSA firewall earlier this morning."Selina: "Any chance they fixed the wifi?"Sue: "I'll check." 24. Then Selina's second Chinese hacker-inspired burn, this time directed at her staff: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com Sue: "The DOD wants us to know that now the Chinese hackers have breached White House employee files."Selina: "Maybe they can find out what some of these people are doing." 25. And Selina's third Chinese hacker burn, directed at...pretty much everyone: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com Sue: "Madam President, we have received word that Chinese hackers have now breached the National Security Council servers."Selina: "Why don't we give the Chinese their own log-ins and passwords? Save everybody a lot of time." 26. Finally, Selina burning most of the American electorate: HBO / Via bisexualoldchristine.tumblr.com "Cause I've met some people. OK, real people. And I gotta tell you, a lot of 'em are fucking idiots."