But what if I told you there was a gaping void in Scott's life? A black hole in his career, some would say. An unfulfilled accomplishment so shocking, your mouth might just hit the floor when you learn about it?
Scott Disick...DOES NOT HAVE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE!!!
When you search "Scott Disick" on the most authoritative information resource on the world wide web that your teachers in high school told you never EVER to use as a resource...
...you're redirected to the PERSONAL LIFE section of Kourtney Kardashian. To be fair, we wouldn't have Scott in our lives without the eldest Kardashian sister...BUT COME ON!