Everyone loves Scott Disick. You might know him best as the father of Kourtney Kardashian's three children...
...the ONLY man who keeps the Kardashian clan in check...
...and connoisseur of the finer things in life.
And despite recent personal struggles, it seems like Lord Disick has it all — money, fame, a family.
But what if I told you there was a gaping void in Scott's life? A black hole in his career, some would say. An unfulfilled accomplishment so shocking, your mouth might just hit the floor when you learn about it?
Scott Disick...DOES NOT HAVE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE!!!
When you search "Scott Disick" on the most authoritative information resource on the world wide web that your teachers in high school told you never EVER to use as a resource...
...you're redirected to the PERSONAL LIFE section of Kourtney Kardashian. To be fair, we wouldn't have Scott in our lives without the eldest Kardashian sister...BUT COME ON!
Even questionable social media user Jonathan Cheban has is own Wikipedia page (although he probably made it himself). WHAT KIND OF CRUEL INJUSTICE!!!
The fact of the matter is, having your own Wikipedia page is proof that you've officially "made it" as a celeb, sort of like being ignored at the Met Gala by Beyoncé.
Someone — Barack Obama, the Supreme Court, CONGRESS for all I care, (or frickin' Kris Jenner) — needs to right this wrong in the world.
After all, without a Scott Disick Wikipedia page, how is the world supposed to educate themselves about the time tried to engage in The Notebook roleplay with Kourtney...
...or the time he called out Kim for getting excited about something that came in the mail...
...or that he tried (but unfortunately failed) to teach First Lady Kris Jenner about the concept of Caller ID.
Luckily, there's hope on the horizon. There's a Change.org website devoted to getting Lord Disick the Wikipedia page he so righteously deserves.
So get your SHIT TOGETHER, internet. Because Lord Disick needs his own frickin' Wikipedia page.
