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Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.
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It's about to get lit.
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Welcome to Sagittarius season. We've been waiting for you.
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Admit it — you're not afraid to speak your minds, even when you know you shouldn't.
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And you're perfectly OK just hanging out by yourself.
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And you're not always the best at expressing your emotions.
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Really, you just want to be left alone.
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Although sometimes you betray yourself.
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You know you can be more than a little petty. It's just who you are.
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Although sometimes you try to hide it.
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OK FINE REALLY PETTY. IT'S COOL.
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And you *KNOW* this is totally you when you're hanging with friends.
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And this is definitely you too when your friends want to hang out.
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So to all the other signs, you can say, "Don't hate us 'cause you ain't us!"
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Sagittarii can't help being the best!