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If You Laugh At Any Of These Jokes About Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, Santa Won't Visit You This Year

You'll be getting coal after laughing at these jokes.

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1. When you question how useful Rudolph ACTUALLY was:

if rudolph “had a very shiny nose” such that “you would even say it glows” then that means it doesn’t ACTUALLY glow… https://t.co/0pgpGqXwnZ

2. When Rudolph clapped the hell back:

3. When you realize just how messed up Rudolph's story is:

ah yes, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, the classic tale of one's differences only being accepted once they can aid… https://t.co/Zgo2pSuGxI

4. And when you picture Rudolph's reaction to Santa asking him to lead the sleigh:

Santa: “Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Rudolph after being treated like shit… https://t.co/tkhCImz15j

5. When Rudolph deserved justice:

“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the… https://t.co/yVYy6ppcjM

6. When you realize the story just didn't add up:

Rudolph's nose would actually be useful to Santa's reindeer—their ultraviolet winter vision would be rendered useless by fog.

7. When you imagine what the reindeers actually had to say to Rudolph:

RUDOLPH: yay reindeer games DONNER: ha not for you DASHER: lol RUDOLPH: why can’t i join in DANCER: it’s complicate… https://t.co/6Vp7y4AoNQ

8. When Rudolph should have realized his self-worth:

"Wow, reindeer games suck. Why did I even want this?” -Rudolph

9. When Rudolph should have just said, "NO!":

Rudolph the red nose reindeer is a song that always bothered me as a child. How all the reindeer gone be mean to Ru… https://t.co/eekpsUSTRo

10. When you realize Santa was kind of a dick:

Santa let them other reindeer slander Rudolph for being different then gonna ask him to save the Day?!? FOH Santa

11. When other reindeers had a pretty strong opinion about the new No. 1 reindeer:

“More like Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer, am I right?” -Prancer

12. When you question which reindeer is really best:

Listen, at the end of the day, Rudolph is a me-first, flashy, showboating reindeer and not the kind of sleigh pulle… https://t.co/HIic3dRke2

13. When you think about how Rudolph's story would have played out in 2017:

When Rudolph was bullied by those other reindeer because he was different did his mom post a video online about it?

14. When you realize there was another one:

Did you know that Santa has a tenth reindeer, Olive? She's mentioned in Rudolph's song "Olive the other reindeer..."

15. And you try and remember all the other reindeer names:

[friend right after making me listen to rudolph the red nose reindeer] see, none of them were named Murph

16. When Rudolph's story could have had a much darker ending:

Serious question: So had it not been foggy that ONE Christmas Eve, Santa and them would’ve still been on that “screw Rudolph” vibe?

17. And when you realize his story wasn't that happy to begin with:

I'm watching Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. Toxic masculinity is EVERYWHERE!

18. Yup, when you really think about it...kind of messed up:

Santa? You mean the guy who completely ignored Rudolph until his isolating birth defect became useful to him? Yeah, REALLY great guy...

19. And finally, when you REALLY think about what Rudolph taught you:

'the moral of rudolph the reindeer' i overhear the girl in the cafe saying, darkly 'is that you will only be loved if you are useful'

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