1. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone is a magical film that has enchanted audiences around the world.
Warner Bros. Pictures
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2. Mission: Impossible II is a solid, explosive action flick.
Paramount Pictures
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3. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a magical movie that features a flying car and Dick Van Dyke.
MGM
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4. Pulp Fiction is a cult classic, albeit a blood-splattered one.
Miramax Pictures
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5. Forrest Gump tells the tale of one man's adventures with late 20th-century American history as a backdrop.
Paramount Pictures
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Legend
6. Edward Scissorhands is a tragic love story, where the main character creates snow with his hands at the end of the movie.
20th Century Fox
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7. West Side Story is an American musical featuring classic song-and-dance numbers.
The Mirisch Corporation
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Legend
8. Dawn Of The Dead is a horror movie with terrifying, man-eating zombies.
Universal Pictures
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9. Young Frankenstein is a slapstick comedy that will have you bent over with laughter.
20th Century Fox
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Sin City
10. The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons are blockbuster thrillers that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
Columbia Pictures
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11. Twilight is a vampire love story, but it really boils down to whether you are Team Edward or Team Jacob, right?
Summit Entertainment
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12. The Terminator is an action-packed sci-fi flick with a murderous robot and a high body count.
Orion Pictures
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13. Raiders of the Lost Ark is a star-studded blockbuster with shootouts and crazy action sequences.
Lucasfilm
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14. Titanic is a classic love story that also portrays one of the greatest disasters in history.
20th Century Fox
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15. It's A Wonderful Life is a feel-good holiday classic that will warm your heart.
Paramount Pictures
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16. Honey, I Shrunk The Kids is a hilarious comedy where kids are shrunk to a miniature size.
Walt Disney Pictures
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17. Lord Of The Rings is a fantasy epic with crazy battle sequences and every weapon imaginable.
New Line Cinema
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Sterling Pictures
18. And finally, Saving Private Ryan is a bloody war movie where a team of men risk life and limb for one another.
Dreamworks Pictures
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