Posted on May 1, 2014

18 Porn Parodies That Are Definitely Better Than The Movies That Inspired Them

"Lights, camera, action" has a totally different meaning. NSFW, because DUH.

Sam Stryker

BuzzFeed Staff

1. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone is a magical film that has enchanted audiences around the world.

But if your wand has gone Petrificus Totalus you may want to check out...

2. Mission: Impossible II is a solid, explosive action flick.

But if you're in the mood for a different type of explosion, you should check out...

3. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a magical movie that features a flying car and Dick Van Dyke.

But if you want to explore your fantasies with a different type of dick, you need to check out...

4. Pulp Fiction is a cult classic, albeit a blood-splattered one.

But if you want to see bodies splattered with a different bodily fluid, you should check out...

5. Forrest Gump tells the tale of one man's adventures with late 20th-century American history as a backdrop.

But if you want to see some other backs drop while a man has some decidedly different adventures, you should watch...

6. Edward Scissorhands is a tragic love story, where the main character creates snow with his hands at the end of the movie.

But if you want to see a different white substance come from a man's hands, definitely check out...

7. West Side Story is an American musical featuring classic song-and-dance numbers.

But if you're in the mood for characters who open their mouths and move their bodies for a different reason, be sure to watch...

8. Dawn Of The Dead is a horror movie with terrifying, man-eating zombies.

But if you are dying to see a different type of man-eating, you probably should watch...

9. Young Frankenstein is a slapstick comedy that will have you bent over with laughter.

But if you're in the mood to bend over for a different type of monster, take a look at...

10. The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons are blockbuster thrillers that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But if you're in the mood to bust something else before going over the edge, you should probably view...

11. Twilight is a vampire love story, but it really boils down to whether you are Team Edward or Team Jacob, right?

But if you're more interested in seeing Edward and Jacob on the same "team" then you should see...

12. The Terminator is an action-packed sci-fi flick with a murderous robot and a high body count.

But if you're interested in a high booty count, then you should check out...

13. Raiders of the Lost Ark is a star-studded blockbuster with shootouts and crazy action sequences.

But if you want to see some studs shoot something other than bullets at each other, you should watch...

14. Titanic is a classic love story that also portrays one of the greatest disasters in history.

But if "dis ass" is more your thing than "disasters" you should check out...

15. It's A Wonderful Life is a feel-good holiday classic that will warm your heart.

But if you want to feel good and warm something other than your heart, you should view...

16. Honey, I Shrunk The Kids is a hilarious comedy where kids are shrunk to a miniature size.

But if size matters to you, definitely check out...

17. Lord Of The Rings is a fantasy epic with crazy battle sequences and every weapon imaginable.

But if you're in the mood to see fantastic bodies penetrated by something other than swords, axes, and arrows, you should watch...

18. And finally, Saving Private Ryan is a bloody war movie where a team of men risk life and limb for one another.

But if you're in the mood for some guys using their limbs on one another in a different way, check out...

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