Imagine this situation: You're headed to the office snack room for some candy. You think, "Hey, maybe I'll grab a few Starbursts." So you head right for the candy jar, only to let out an audible SCREAM.
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO PINK STARBURSTS.
And this is EXACTLY how you feel.
Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, it's about damn time we recognize the culinary masterpiece that is the Pink Starburst.
Listen, let's cut the crap. Orange is just OK, yellow is just "ehhhhhhhh," and red is satisfactory, AT BEST. But pink? PINK STARBURSTS GIVE US ALL SO, SO MUCH LIFE.
Pink Starbursts are the sweetest, juiciest, most glorious of all the Starburst colors. If Beyoncé took Starburst form, without a doubt she would be a Pink Starburst.
I mean just LOOK at that healthy pink ~glow~. Is your mouth watering yet for that strawberry-sweet goodness? I KNOW IT IS.
In an attempt to be ~edgy~ or ~alternative~ some people will claim they prefer red, orange, or yellow Starbursts. These people are delusional, or worse, have absolutely NO taste.
But we all know they are DEAD wrong. Red/orange/yellow Starbursts? More like POOP Starbursts, amiright?
Pop superstar Austin Mahone KNOWS Pink Starbursts are what's good.
~heaven is a place on earth with you~
*starts to sweat because your mouth is so aroused at the sight of Pink Starbursts*
And yeah, this is what the deepest, darkest pits of hell look like.
So I think we've come to an obvious conclusion. You need to upgrade your life. Pink don't stink, so keep them for yourself and BANISH all other Starbursts.