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    Phil Of The Future Posted A Thirst Trap And OMG He's Really Hot Now

    The future may not be bright but at least it's hot.

    Guys, if you were a Disney Channel kid growing up (and TBH who wasn't?) then you totally remember Phil of the Future. That was a classic, that was a classic.

    The show starred Raviv Ullman (credited as Ricky Ullman) as the titular character whose family came from the future only to be stranded in the 21st century when their time machine broke.

    Anyways, imagine my surprise when I was scrolling through my Instagram Discovery* and a slab of Grade-A Beef showed up in my feed. Naturally, I had to take a closer look.

    My jaw friggin' DROPPED when I figured out it wasn't just ANY run-of-the-mill hot dude. OH NO, THIS WAS A FIND!!!

    It was Phil of the Future*. Except the future is NOW, and Phil is what we call a MAN!!!

    He's seriously perfect. I haven't set a wedding date yet, and TBH he doesn't know we're going to tie the knot, but I promise the save the dates are going out soon!

    I mean, check out those pillow-like lips and that jawline that can cut steel!

    Not to mention that subtle peep of chest hair! *Drools in Disney Channel.*

    And finally, because he's the type of guy you can bring home to mom, the whole reason we got this thirst trap in the first place is because he posted an "I Voted" selfie. We love a man who practices safe democracy!

    Anyway, I'm going to spend the rest of my weekend planning our nuptials. Ciao for now!