1. Finishing a bottle of wine isn't ACTUALLY as hard as it sounds...
2. ... and neither is meeting the delivery minimum.
3. Your thumbs WILL get sore from swiping so many people on Tinder...
4. ... and you don't even need to look past the first picture to know if they're a match.
5. You don't really save any money on Valentine's Day because you spend what you WOULD spend on your S.O. on yourself.
6. Having your bed to yourself is truly the best — THE BEST — thing in the entire world.
7. You've perfected the art of doing things by yourself, like going to the movies...
8. ... or eating out alone.
9. Deep down, you don't mind going to weddings, even if you're stuck at the singles table. BECAUSE OPEN BAR.
10. Maybe the BEST part about being single is you can be as weird as you want at home... and no one will judge you.
11. You aren't *really* that worried about the possibility of becoming a crazy cat lady.
12. Not having to share your food ALWAYS trumps having a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Gimme dat personal pizza.