But guess what: WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING ALL ALONG.
Remember how Ashton and Mila met on That '70s Show? Well, in the fourth season, Kelso (Kutcher) donates his ugh, baby batter to a local sperm bank... only for Jackie (Kunis) to go with him to retrieve it.
Jackie tells Kelso that if there are going to be any Kelso babies, "I want them to be ours." That's when things get interesting.
OMG. Did Mila — wait, sorry, Jackie — just say she wanted to have Kelso/Ashton's kids? YUP.
Oh, and they didn't stop there. JACKIE HAD SOME STRICT STIPULATIONS ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
Which is ironic, considering Ashton is currently the highest-paid actor on television for his role on Two And A Half Men.