Listen, time is money, money is time, so I'm going to cut to the chase: We've got a video of a mountain biker in Slovakia narrowly avoiding being attacked by a bear, so gather round.
Like Beyoncé's self-titled album, the bear comes out of NO WHERE to chase down the lead mountain biker.
It gains ground on the biker down for a bit, and the entire time we're left biting our nails wondering if we're about to witness the inspiration for Leonardo DiCaprio's latest movie.
Then, just like Hillary Clinton after the election, it disappears back into the woods, never to be heard from again.
