Everyone knows Martha Stewart is a domestic goddess, but a lesser-known fact about the Queen of the Kitchen is she's *ACTUALLY* the baddest bitch of them all.
Like, remember the time she roasted Justin Bieber on national TV *AND* proposed a three-way with the pop star/serial urinator in the process? Good times!
Anyway, Martha is currently in Cannes and spent some time on the Daily Mail's MailOnline yacht (I can't believe I just typed that sentence) having the time of her life.
*ALSO* on the yacht was Kardashian hanger-on/frequent name-searcher Jonathan Cheban.
It looks like the two were seated next to each other for dinner, because Jonathan uploaded this picture to Snapchat:
Martha was on her phone at dinner for a good reason, because she just fired off this shady-ass tweet asking the internet whether or not Cheban is well-known (he claims he is, per our domestic goddess):
*EVERYTHING* about this tweet is worthy of Martha earning a first-ballot election into the Shade Hall of Fame. Let's break down the nuance of this Pulitzer-worthy tweet, shall we?
Martha followed up her tweet with ANOTHER shady dig:
Cheban seemed to be a good sport and having a good time with the whole thing, because he then tweeted this picture of himself with Martha:
Lesson of the day: DO NOT MESS WITH MARTHA STEWART!
This post has been updated to note that Martha's use of the #seriouslypopular hashtag was because "Seriously Popular" is the name of the party she is attending; that being said it's still SHADY.