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Martha Stewart Just Shaded The Kardashian Out Of Jonathan Cheban On Twitter

Hang this tweet in the Louvre.

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Martha was on her phone at dinner for a good reason, because she just fired off this shady-ass tweet asking the internet whether or not Cheban is well-known (he claims he is, per our domestic goddess):

#seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known

*EVERYTHING* about this tweet is worthy of Martha earning a first-ballot election into the Shade Hall of Fame. Let's break down the nuance of this Pulitzer-worthy tweet, shall we?

Sam Stryker/BuzzFeed / Via Twitter: @MarthaStewart

— Martha could have probably asked the closest B-lister on the yacht who Cheban is, but instead she blasted out her inquiry to the entire internet.

— The use of the #seriouslypopular hashtag is FILTHY (even though it's technically the name of the party they're both attending) because it alleges whatever notoriety Cheban has is not super respectable (I can sense Martha's eye-roll several continents and oceans away.)

— She @'d the Daily Mail AND MailOnline for dramatic effect.

— "He says he is well known" acknowledges Cheban's unquenchable thirst for the spotlight.

— That headshot is EVERYTHING.

— Probably the BEST part is she didn't ask Cheban what his Twitter handle is to include in the tweet, OR include his name, because he is a known name-searcher.

Martha followed up her tweet with ANOTHER shady dig:

Better photo of jonathan who is very famous bff of the kardashians who knew!

"Who knew" indeed.



This post has been updated to note that Martha's use of the #seriouslypopular hashtag was because "Seriously Popular" is the name of the party she is attending; that being said it's still SHADY.