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This accurate summary of what Food Network shows are actually like:
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Literally the meatiest pun you'll ever find:
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This formal introduction:
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This breakfast competition:
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This truth about fortune cookies:
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This unfortunate mix-up:
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This missed opportunity:
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This proof sexting and caffeine don't mix:
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This fruit-tastic pun:
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This profound realization:
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This perfect coincidence:
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The perfect after-work cocktail:
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This important simile:
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This historic tidbit:
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This tweet about pancakes:
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This truth about avocados:
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This tweet about avocados, too:
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The truth behind the grossest vegetable:
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This incredible cinnamon roll:
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And finally, this picture that accurately describes anyone who has enjoyed food ever: