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    I Ranked Every Single Flavor Of LaCroix Sparkling Water And No, Coconut Isn't Last

    This list is highly scientific and if you disagree with me you're wrong.

    Hey guys. My name is Sam, and I have a confession to make: I LOVE LACROIX SPARKLING WATER.

    If you aren't aware, LaCroix (rhymes with BOY, don't ask) isn't just a sparkling water: IT IS A LIFESTYLE. But here's the thing: There are 21 flavors of sparkling water...and some are better than others.

    Because I am a gay man with OPINIONS and LaCroix is really just gay water, I decided to rank all the flavors. I'm right, if you disagree with me I think you're wrong. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

    According to a new study, these are the most popular flavors of LaCroix — but WHO CARES, these rankings are more important.

    Anyway, without further ado, here are my rankings.

    21. "LaCola"

    20. "Muré Pepino"

    19. "Pure"

    18. "Berry"

    17. "Kiwi Sandía"

    16. "Key Lime"

    15. "Peach-Pear"

    14. "Pomme Bayá"

    13. "Orange"

    12. "Lemon"

    11. "Lime"

    10. "Melón Pomelo"

    9. "Apricot"

    8. "Cerise Limón"

    7. "Coconut"

    6. "Tangerine"

    5. "Cran-Raspberry"

    4. "Mango"

    3. "Piña Fraise"

    2. "Passionfruit"

    1. "Pamplemousse"

    Alright, that's what I have to say about the matter. Agree? Disagree? Sound off in the comments!