Before we dive in to quite possibly the most important picture ever taken in the history of photography, let me get one thing out of the way. I've said this a thousand times before and I'm not afraid to say it again: The world is burning around us, but YOU my friend decided to click on yet another Kardashian article on BuzzFeed. So do not come for me or ANY of the Kardashian-Jenner ladies in the comments section. I won't tolerate it!
Anyway, I was minding my business until I began to hear rumors that Kim Kardashian had uploaded a picture of Kris Jenner to Instagram that was so iconic, so breathtaking, that if you looked at it directly with your eyes you were at risk of going blind. I decided to check it out for myself.
BOY. WAS I NOT DISAPPOINTED. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS BLONDE KRIS JENNER, BASKING IN ALL HER GLORY.
Kim captioned the picture, "Caption this.... mine is SWF" (I think she's referencing the movie Single White Female where one woman tries to steal another woman's identity). It's all kind of hilarious, considering Kim went blonde earlier this year.
Let's break down the image, shall we? In one hand, Kris is holding a martini glass. Because lord knows you can't manage all those Kardashian-Jenner kids without a strong drink in hand.
A fur is casually draped over her shoulder, as one does.
Not only is Kris BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE, but she's rocking sunglasses indoors, because the sun never sets on a badass.
My favorite part might low-key be this floral-print jacket, complete with matching shirt and pants. Florals, for fall? Now THAT is groundbreaking.
Finally, to complete her outfit, Kris is rocking high-heel red boots...
...with a matching crocodile-skin bag (I HOPE THAT IS FAKE LEATHER BUT LET'S BE REAL IT PROBABLY ISN'T).
Kim may have done going blonde first...but damn, Kris is coming for the crown! And that's that on that!
Anyway I feel a lot more blessed now that I have that image of Kris lodged in my brain for the rest of eternity...and have a very wonderful Kardashian-Jenner week, y'all!