OK, so dancing shark aficionado and international pop star Katy Perry is currently in South America for the last leg of her Prismatic World Tour.
When you're on tour, you HAVE to see the local sites in your down time so as to not go crazy. And that's what Katy's been doing:
But something CHANGED when Katy got to Peru. Maybe it was the high mountain air that got to her. Maybe it was the coca leaves. Or maybe something was in the water.
In one of the best decisions (or biggest mistakes) in human history, Katy's hotel decided to give her a pan flute before a day of sightseeing...and she responded by performing an impromptu concert at Machu Picchu.
First, she opened her performance by "playing" the instrumental from Jason Derulo's "Wiggle." It was impressive, but luckily, we were in store for more.
Then, Jack Ü and Justin Bieber's "Where Are Ü." It was so powerful...SO IQONIQ...that the power of her pan flute magic was able to summon a DOUBLE FRICKIN' RAINBOW. 🌈🌈
And finally, she closed her Machu Picchu performance out with Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" complete with a llama as a (non-dancing) backup dancer because why the hell not?