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Let's Try And Keep Up With What The Kardashians Have Been Up To This Week

Here's what your ladies have been up to this week!

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It's Friday, so that means it's time for me to round up this week's Kardashian/Jenner news, and for YOU to NOT complain in the comments section about how we wrote yet another article about this family. YOU KEEP CLICKING, WE'LL KEEP WRITING.

Anyway, a lot happened this week so let's not waste any time. Kendall was shady, Kourtney is STILL on vacation, and we've got a big Hollywood Reporter cover story* to break down. Without further ado, here are your weekly Kardashian-Jenner power rankings!

*I tried to include some of the highlights of the story in this week's post, but in all honesty it's a damn shame if you don't read the full thing yourself, which you can do so here.

1. Kylie Jenner / Via @kyliejenner

What she's been up to this week: Whew, kind of a lot. She's over rocking crazy-colored hair, she just sold one of her houses, AND she's been looking extra-cute on her Instagrams to boot! Just look how fly she and Jordyn look for their end-of-summer party. Not too bad, Not-Minogue!

2. Kourtney Kardashian

What she's been up to this week: She's in Egypt on vacation with my Kardashian Krush Simon Huck. I don't want to mommy shame but like...where are her kids? I think she's been on vacation all summer? Whatever, Kourtney is LIVING and I am still here for it. Stay unbothered, Kourt.


3. Kris Jenner

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What she's been up to this week: It's been a slow week for Kris, but I'm kind of obsessed with this quote from her in the Hollywood Reporter story about Caitlyn's claim Keeping Up With The Kardashians was her idea:

"It's so absurd. I'm not sure what the motivation was for her to say something like that. Maybe somebody should remind her that it's called Keeping Up With The Kardashians."

Stone cold, Kris. Stone cold. That earned her a high ranking this week.

(Editorial note: This picture of Kris isn't from this week I'm just kind of obsessed with it LMAO.)

4. Kendall Jenner

What she's been up to this week: It's been a slow news week for Miss Kenny which as we all know is actually a good thing, as far as her year has been going.

But I'd like to highlight two things in THR's deep-dive into 10 years of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. One is that Kim revealed Kendall cried after the backlash to her Pepsi commercial, which is kind of self-absorbed but whatever, it's kind of par for the course. The SECOND is Kendall's above quote where she shades Kim by noting that even though she's been filming the show for just as long as Kim, she goes well out of her way to note she's not even yet the age Kim was when she KUWTK first aired. In such an image-conscious based family, that, my friends, is some amazing sibling shade — and it propels her higher up this week’s rankings.

5. Caitlyn Jenner

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What she's been up to this week: The good: She cheers up Kylie Jenner after her breakup in this clip from Life of Kylie. The bad: She declined to participate in the Hollywood Reporter story. Actually, now that I think about it....with how she's been running her mouth recently, that might have been a good decision.

6. Kim Kardashian / Via @kimkardashian

What she's been up to this week: Oof, Kimmy, what's been going on with you? She's near the bottom of the rankings for yet another week. She escapes the basement completely because she posted some super-cute pictures of North this week. But she loses major points for going on a bizarre defense of makeup artist Jeffree Starr (WHO WAS CRITICIZING KIM'S MAKEUP LINE IN THE FIRST PLACE), then apologizing for defending him.

7. Khloé Kardashian / Via @khloekardashian

What she's been up to this week: Um...not much. Two of the top news stories on Khloé this week involve her snack choices and how she decorates her backyard. Kris, maybe you need to kick it into a higher gear for this offspring?

HAVING said that, Khloé got super candid and revealed in the THR story it was actually Lamar who pushed for their spin-off reality show, and she didn't really want to do it. I kind of feel bad!

And that's your weekly power rankings! We'll be on a two-week break since I'll be on vacation (AT THE BEACH, AWAY FROM ALL YOUR COMMENTS). We'll see you back in September. Have a very merry Kardashian weekend!