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Here's All The Krazy Shenanigans The Kardashians Have Been Up To This Week

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Hey gang! I'm back from my vacation, and Kris Jenner is ready to put me back to work writing articles about her family on BuzzFeed. I am, after all, a mole planted by the Kardashians to drum up coverage on this otherwise reputable website.

Before we get started, let's get one thing out of the way...ALL of the ladies are winners this week for dropping the 10th anniversary opening credits of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that pay homage to the one from the first season. It's clever, tongue in chic, and now all I want in life is to ride in a helicopter with Kris Jenner.

They’ve come a long way, but they always #KeepItKardashian. Watch the #KUWTK 10th Anniversary Special SUNDAY at 9|8…

1. Kris Jenner

Instagram: @jenatkinhair / Via @jenatkinhair

Highlights of the past week: In case you missed it, Kim shared this epic old school picture of Kris (Kourtney had shared it previously, and everyone thinks Kris looks like Kendall). She's also in Milan for fashion week and apparently LIVING her best life — the family's hair stylist Jen Atkin posted a hilarious video of Kris to her Instagram Story of her pointing her finger forward like she does in the new KUWTK promo (apparently she won't stop doing it). And to top things off, Kris ALLEGEDLY has fired Scott Disick from the family's reality show. Can someone get this woman to run for office?


2. Kourtney Kardashian

E! / Instagram: @kourtneykardash / Via @kourtneykardash

Highlights of the past week: First of all, I'd like to state for the record Kourtney looks fine as HELL in the new KUWTK promo. Second, apparently Kourtney LAYS into her ex Scott Disick in Sept. 24's upcoming 10-year sitdown special. Refinery29 reports that Kourtney says of his relationships since they split, "It's not dating. It's just, like, boning." Damn Kourt...tell us how you really feel!

3. Kim Kardashian

Instagram: @kimkardashian / Via @kimkardashian

Highlights of the past week: Aside from the new KUWTK promo, my favorite Kardashian story of the week is that Kim posted an Instagram where she blurred her nipples because her Aunt Shelli called her to yell at her that the picture was inappropriate. Aside from that, it was a pretty quiet week for Kim following an ICONIC NYFW where she debuted lewk on lewks on lewks. To top it all off, Kim's KKW Beauty won Allure's Best of 2017 prize for contouring. Not bad for a girl with no talent!

4. Kendall Jenner / Via @kendalljenner

Highlights of the past week: Miss Pepsi shifted gears from New York Fashion Week to Milan Fashion Week. Kendall also denies the rumors that she hooked up with Scott Disick in the 10-year anniversary special set to air this Sunday.

5. Khloé Kardashian / Via @khloekardashian

Highlights of the past week: Khloé had a low key past few days. In an interview, she states she and Kourtney thought the reality show would only last one season (I'm sure Taylor Swift feels the same way). Additionally, Scott Disick voiced approval of her boo Tristan Thompson. Now, I'd take relationship advice from Scott Disick with a full salt shaker's worth of salt's still kind of cute nonetheless considering how close she is with him.


6. Caitlyn Jenner / Via @caitlynjenner

Highlights of the past week: Caitlyn was noticeably absent from the new KUWTK promo (Rule No. 1 is to never, ever cross Kris Jenner) but she DID post an adorable picture of her four-wheeling with her dog, which keeps her out of the basement this week.

7. Kylie Jenner / Via @kyliejenner

Highlights of the past week: Rihanna's launch Fenty Beauty apparently has Not-Minogue shook, and rightfully so. Additionally, her reality show Life of Kylie had its season one finale. Did anyone watch it aside from the 10 TVs Kris had tuned into the show in her Calabas Mansion to boost ratings?