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29 Moments Jenna From "30 Rock" Made You Cry From Laughing

Listen up fives, a ten is speaking.

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1. When she entered the writers' room like the damn icon she was:

"Listen up fives, a ten is speaking."
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"Listen up fives, a ten is speaking."

2. When she had this incredibly inspired idea:

"What if the theme was sluts?"
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"What if the theme was sluts?"

3. When she had this very on-brand ultimatum:

"I'll do it, but only for the attention."
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"I'll do it, but only for the attention."

4. Every time she strived for greatness, but especially this time:

Frank: "You're maybe the most high-maintenance bitch in Hollywood."Jenna: "'Maybe'? Who more? Who is she?"
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Frank: "You're maybe the most high-maintenance bitch in Hollywood."

Jenna: "'Maybe'? Who more? Who is she?"

5. When she yawned with her mouth and her legs:

"Oh boy, I'm getting sleepy."
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"Oh boy, I'm getting sleepy."

6. When she was looking for a costar in all the wrong places:

"Do you act? Because we should do a movie together where we're on a road trip, just being sluts."
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"Do you act? Because we should do a movie together where we're on a road trip, just being sluts."

7. When she had this reaction to discovering a pregnancy test:

"Oh no, someone's gonna get more attention than me."
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"Oh no, someone's gonna get more attention than me."

8. When she unleashed this zinger to end all zingers:

"Goodbye forever you factory reject dildos."
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"Goodbye forever you factory reject dildos."

9. That time we learned a little too much about her family history:

"Oh, I can play dead. I watched my whole church group get eaten by a bear."
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"Oh, I can play dead. I watched my whole church group get eaten by a bear."

10. When she maybe needed to get her eyes checked:

Kenneth: "Did you miss me while I was gone yesterday?"Jenna: "You weren't gone! I saw you!"***flashback***Jenna: "Kenneth! Just move!"
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Kenneth: "Did you miss me while I was gone yesterday?"

Jenna: "You weren't gone! I saw you!"

***flashback***

Jenna: "Kenneth! Just move!"

11. When she was so relatable and blamed something on Obama:

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Kenneth: "Also, your pharmacy called and apparently you can't get a prescription for ecstasy."

Jenna: "Thanks, Obamacare."

12. When she was willing to take one for the team:

"Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a weird one. It's nightvision! And you can see that his buddy is robbing me!"
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"Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I got a weird one. It's nightvision! And you can see that his buddy is robbing me!"

13. When she was an LGBT icon:

"Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes."
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"Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes."

14. When she was a little bit dramatic...about being dramatic:

"Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing. And if you take it away from me I will kill myself, and then you."
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"Oh don't be so dramatic. That's my thing. And if you take it away from me I will kill myself, and then you."

15. When she was gunning for an award:

"I know the Tony rules, because I've been petitioning for them to add a category for living theatrically in normal life."
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"I know the Tony rules, because I've been petitioning for them to add a category for living theatrically in normal life."

16. That time she should have studied a little harder in science class:

Liz: "You are not the center of the universe, Jenna."Jenna: "I am too. I'm the moon."
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Liz: "You are not the center of the universe, Jenna."

Jenna: "I am too. I'm the moon."

17. When she shared this incredible bit of evidence with us:

"I was like, 'O.J., where are you?' And he was like, 'Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?'"
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"I was like, 'O.J., where are you?' And he was like, 'Wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?'"

18. When she unleashed this burn that would have made Kim Cattrall proud:

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"Wow, how Sex and the City are we right now? I'm Samantha, you're Charlotte, and you're the lady at home who watches it."

19. That time she was a little too emotionally unavailable:

"Are you alright, Jack? You look like that flash card told me means sadness."
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"Are you alright, Jack? You look like that flash card told me means sadness."

20. When she probably should have had her tattoo lasered off:

"It was supposed to say 'peace' but they wrote 'white hooker' instead."
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"It was supposed to say 'peace' but they wrote 'white hooker' instead."

21. That time she terrified Hazel the page:

Jenna: "It's so great to have a woman page here..."Hazel: "Thanks."Jenna: "...to test unapproved Japanese medications on."
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Jenna: "It's so great to have a woman page here..."

Hazel: "Thanks."

Jenna: "...to test unapproved Japanese medications on."

22. When she should have thought buying a domain name through a little harder:

Liz: "God, Jenna, I told you not to buy that domain name. Say it out loud."Jenna: "Jennas-side. Genocide. I'm not hearing it, Liz."
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Liz: "God, Jenna, I told you not to buy that domain name. Say it out loud."

Jenna: "Jennas-side. Genocide. I'm not hearing it, Liz."

23. That time she made an enemy of Jamie Lee Curtis:

"I'll start by spreading a destructive rumor about her, like the famous one I made up about Jamie Lee Curtis. That she has two butts."
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"I'll start by spreading a destructive rumor about her, like the famous one I made up about Jamie Lee Curtis. That she has two butts."

24. When she probably could have been arrested just for giving advice:

"I've been writing a sex column for Cosmo. Cosmo is my 14-year-old neighbor. He doesn't know anything."
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"I've been writing a sex column for Cosmo. Cosmo is my 14-year-old neighbor. He doesn't know anything."

25. When we wanted to know the context behind this quote:

Jenna: "So there'll be cameras?"Liz: "Yes."Jenna: "Oh, Liz, you had me at 'Hayden Panettiere is dead.'"
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Jenna: "So there'll be cameras?"

Liz: "Yes."

Jenna: "Oh, Liz, you had me at 'Hayden Panettiere is dead.'"

26. When she was perhaps a little too proud of her body:

"My vagina is a convenience store. Clean and reliable. And closed on Christmas."
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"My vagina is a convenience store. Clean and reliable. And closed on Christmas."

27. Any time she made ridiculous demands, but especially this time:

"Tell people in lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels into my open coffin."
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"Tell people in lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels into my open coffin."

28. When she more than likely was not going to land a book deal:

"Children's book idea: baby hooker. Don't tell Liz."
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"Children's book idea: baby hooker. Don't tell Liz."

29. And of course, when she proudly wore her fashion-forward "Business Slut" shirt:

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