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22 Words That Have A Different Meaning When You're A Coffee Addict

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1. Caffeine

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What it normally means: A chemical that helps keep you awake.

What it means to coffee addicts: The reason you drink coffee and the way you keep yourself alive at the office.

4. Starbucks

What it normally means: An international chain of coffee shops.

What it means to coffee addicts: Your mecca.

5. Name

What it normally means: What you are legally referred to by.

What it means to coffee addicts: What your barista spells incorrectly on your coffee cup.

6. Shot

What it normally means: How you take your hard alcohol, duh.

What it means to coffee addicts: How you take your espresso, duh.

7. Line

What it normally means: A large group of people waiting in order.

What it means to coffee addicts: The bane of your existence, most often found at Starbucks.

8. Bladder

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What it normally means: One of your internal organs.

What it means to coffee addicts: The one part of your body that gets some SERIOUS use because of your coffee addiction.

9. Ice

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What it normally means: Frozen water.

What it means to coffee addicts: How you take your coffee when it's summer. And sometimes fall and spring. And occasionally in the winter.

10. Espresso

What it normally means: A highly concentrated type of coffee.

What it means to coffee addicts: The fancy European stuff that people love to draw art in.

11. Tall

What it normally means: The opposite of short; the quality of possessing height.

What it means to coffee addicts: The small size at Starbucks no one orders.

15. Order

What it normally means: The manner in which business is conducted.

What it means to coffee addicts: Your identity as a coffee drinker. For instance, I'm a venti iced coffee with skim milk and caramel (vanilla if I'm feeling ~adventurous~).

16. Cup

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What it normally means: A device you use to drink liquid.

What it means to coffee addicts: The absolute bare minimum amount of coffee you will have on a daily basis. Admit it, you're probably having two or three.

18. Breath

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What it normally means: The air you exhale after breathing — can smell bad or good.

What it means when you're a coffee addict: Yours is permanently ruined because of your coffee addiction.

19. Spill

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What it normally means: The act of liquids accidentally getting out of their container.

What it means to coffee addicts: Something that happens all too often, with dire consequences.

20. Barista

What it normally means: A person who makes coffee for a living.

What it means to coffee addicts: The person who has memorized your coffee order.

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