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22 Words That Have A Different Meaning When You're A Coffee Addict

It's your vo-caff-ulary.

1. Caffeine

Warner Bros. TV

What it normally means: A chemical that helps keep you awake.

What it means to coffee addicts: The reason you drink coffee and the way you keep yourself alive at the office.

2. Black

FOX

What it normally means: The darkest color.

What it means to coffee addicts: How you take your coffee when you mean BUSINESS.

3. Milk

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What it normally means: What female mammals produce to feed their newborn offspring.

What it means to coffee addicts: Basically, how you identify as a coffee drinker. Soy? Skim? Almond?

4. Starbucks

5. Name

6. Shot

7. Line

8. Bladder

Disney

What it normally means: One of your internal organs.

What it means to coffee addicts: The one part of your body that gets some SERIOUS use because of your coffee addiction.

9. Ice

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What it normally means: Frozen water.

What it means to coffee addicts: How you take your coffee when it's summer. And sometimes fall and spring. And occasionally in the winter.

10. Espresso

11. Tall

12. Grande

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What it normally means: The last name of Ariana, a pint-sized pop star.

What it means to coffee addicts: The reasonable size at Starbucks.

13. Venti

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What it normally means: "Twenty" in Italian.

What it means to coffee addicts: Your Starbucks order when you are not screwing around.

14. Half-and-half

Organic Valley

What it normally means: Two parts that make up a whole.

What it means to coffee addicts: How mere mortals get their coffee to be drinkable.

15. Order

16. Cup

CBS TV

What it normally means: A device you use to drink liquid.

What it means to coffee addicts: The absolute bare minimum amount of coffee you will have on a daily basis. Admit it, you're probably having two or three.

17. Tea

Fox

What it normally means: A drink brewed from tea leaves.

What it means to coffee addicts: A drink for the weak.

18. Breath

Columbia

What it normally means: The air you exhale after breathing — can smell bad or good.

What it means when you're a coffee addict: Yours is permanently ruined because of your coffee addiction.

19. Spill

MGM

What it normally means: The act of liquids accidentally getting out of their container.

What it means to coffee addicts: Something that happens all too often, with dire consequences.

20. Barista

21. Decaf

NBC

What it normally means: Coffee without the caffeine.

What it means to coffee addicts: NOT AN OPTION.

22. Coffee

Marvel

What it normally means: A caffeinated beverage.

What it means to coffee addicts: Your one true love, your lifeblood, your significant other.

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