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How Thirsty Are You?

The thirst is SO real.

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  1. Check off anything on this list that applies to you. BE HONEST!

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    You are usually very horny.
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    Like, you’re horny right now.
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    A large part of your day is spent thinking about sex.
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    You know the difference between being in love and in lust.
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    You always fall for the latter, not the former.
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    You’re single.
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    You’re VERY single.
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    Like, “very single” might be a bit of an understatement.
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    When you look at someone, the first thing you think is whether or not you would sleep with them.
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    Usually, you would.
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    You also mentally undress them in your head.
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    Also, you know a creepy amount of information about your crush.
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    Like, way more than you could ever let on in-person.
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    You are on an online dating website.
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    You have a dating app on your phone.
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    You have MULTIPLE dating apps on your phone.
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    You talk about how much you hate dating apps on your phone, but still have one anyway.
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    You have deleted a dating app on your phone, only to reinstall it soon after.
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    You follow someone on Instagram because they are hot.
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    You follow several people on Instagram because they are hot.
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    You follow someone on Twitter because they are hot.
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    You have friended someone on Facebook because they are hot.
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    You stalk someone you have a crush on on social media.
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    You’ve reverse-stalked to find someone hot on social media.
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    You have liked or favorited something someone hot posted on social media because they are hot.
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    You have hooked up with someone you met on social media.
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    You have an office crush.
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    Actually, you have several office crushes.
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    You’ve gone out because you knew someone hot was going to be out, too.
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    You’ve planned your evening around where your crush was going to be.
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    You’ve planned an outfit because you knew your crush was going to see you.
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    You’ve cleaned up “down there” because you thought something might happen.
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    Unfortunately, nothing did.
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    You’ve purchased an outfit because you thought it would get you laid.
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    You think about sex fairly often.
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    Actually, you think about sex a LOT.
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    Like, you’re probably thinking about sex right now.
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    Your posture changes when you are around someone hot.
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    Also, you speak differently when you are around someone hot.
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    You’ve laughed at someone’s joke even though it wasn’t funny, but they were hot so…
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    You’ve had a dream about your crush.
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    You’ve dreamed about having sex with your crush.
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    Quite possibly, you dream about sex more often than you actually have it.
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    You know someone’s name just because they are hot.
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    You have a crush on someone weird, like the mailman or the guy who delivers your pizza.
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    You’ve “read” a BuzzFeed post purely for the eye candy.
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    You have certain webpages bookmarked because they have some good eye candy.
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    You have pictures of your crush saved on your phone.
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    You’ve typed in the URL of your crush’s Facebook, and your computer DEFINITELY remembers it.
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    You’ve used a dating app in public.
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    You’ve used a dating app when you were hanging out with friends.
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    You have talked with friends about using a dating app.
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    You’ve done something that you normally wouldn’t do to get a crush’s attention.
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    You’ve fantasized about a fictional character.
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    You’ve fantasized about a celebrity.
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    You’ve fantasized about having sex somewhere exotic.
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    You’ve stared at someone hot in public.
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    You’ve been CAUGHT staring at someone hot in public.
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    Your friends know all of your crushes because you talk about them so much.
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    You’ve had a crush on someone even though you didn’t know his/her name.
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    You’ve given this crush a nickname anyway.
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    You have a crush on someone you have never met.
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    You have a crush on someone you see IRL, but never talk to.
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    You have a crush on someone who has NO clue you have a crush on them.
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    You are sort of concerned that people know how thirsty you are.
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    But, you’re too busy crushing on people to really care.
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    You think about sex way more often than you have it.
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    Being this thirsty drives you insane, but you kind of like it anyway.
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    But most of all, you KNOW the thirst is REAL.

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