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How Much Of A Diva Are You?

Are you the female version of a hustler?

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    You think you are royalty.
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    Wait, scratch that. You KNOW you are royalty.
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    Everyone else is a peasant.
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    And they should bow down in your presence.
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    You are not afraid of voicing your opinions.
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    You are REALLY not afraid of voicing your opinions.
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    That’s because you’re right, and they’re wrong.
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    Your voice is loud.
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    Your personality is loud.
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    Actually, everything about you is loud.
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    Like, you pretty much just have one volume: LOUD.
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    That being said, you might sound your most threatening when you don’t even raise your own voice.
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    It’s mainly because you’ve perfected the art of emphasizing the most important syllable in a word, to maximize dramatic effect.
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    You also can say everything you want with your eyes.
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    That’s because your resting bitchface is strong. Very strong.
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    You also roll your eyes a lot.
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    You also can do that thing where you laugh and smile, but it looks like you want to murder someone.
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    Receiving a compliment from you is an incredible accomplishment.
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    You are impatient.
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    Like, you can’t stand to wait for anything. And that’s not a bad thing!
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    The worst is when you have to wait in line for coffee at Starbucks.
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    In a perfect world, Starbucks would have a “VIP” line just for you.
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    Drinking coffee that isn’t Starbucks is sacrilegious and pains you greatly.
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    You hate using public restrooms.
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    In a perfect world, you would only do your business in the privacy of your own home. The peasants can have the public restrooms.
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    You love when people hold doors open for you.
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    Especially car doors.
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    You always win arguments.
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    You also ALWAYS have to have the last word.
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    Really, at this point, people know better than to get in an argument with you. Unless they like losing.
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    If something doesn’t go your way, you definitely “can’t even.”
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    Or maybe you “literally can’t even.”
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    Also, you frequently proclaim “I’m dying” when something isn’t to your liking, i.e., it’s too hot, so you’re “dying” from the heat.
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    You always wear sunglasses.
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    Sometimes, you even wear sunglasses indoors.
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    Normally, you won’t leave the house unless you look ***Flawless.
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    But sometimes, if you don’t give a fuck, you’ll leave in whatever, because people are just lucky to be around you.
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    Actually, that’s a life motto for you: “I don’t give a fuck.”
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    When you want something to happen, you want it to happen now.
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    You’ve been called bossy, loud, obnoxious, or worse.
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    It doesn’t bother you when people call you those things. Sticks and stones, baby.
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    You’re definitely a little bit dramatic.
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    And most of the time, you’re “so over” everything.
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    Tap water just isn’t for you. At the very least, you need a Brita filter.
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    But bottled water is preferable.
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    Also, Diet Pepsi won’t do. It HAS to be Diet Coke.
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    You like to sit at the head of the table.
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    You like to sit shotgun in the car.
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    You ABSOLUTELY have to have an aisle or window seat when you fly.
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    You’re never early to any events.
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    You’re never on time to any events.
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    You’re ALWAYS fashionably late.
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    You don’t walk, you strut.
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    You don’t smile, you smize.
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    You don’t sweat, you glisten.
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    You don’t look, you glare.
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    You don’t attend events, you grace people with your presence.
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    You don’t just exist, you “radiate” and “glow.”
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    It’s your way or the highway.
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    But most important of all, you KNOW you are a diva and you own it.
 
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