1. We'll start slow:
WHO is this bitch?? she knows she bad
2. Like, this isn't THAT bad:
Me on Facebook vs Me on Twitter
3. Nor is this:
4. Or this:
5. But things are starting to get worse:
6. Ever so slightly:
Me seeing the drug dealer I owe $300 to being sent back to jail
7. OK, like if you laughed at this it's bad but not THAT bad:
Probs going to Hell but tell me he isn't serving Virgin Mary realness
8. Same with this:
can you do molly on your period
9. And this:
My girl Melanie came thru for us.
10. OK, but THIS is messed up:
Your timeline has now been blessed by mpreg Clippy
11. As is this:
jesus christ, jean.
12. And this:
PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves
13. OK, a quick breather:
Me when I've gathered enough information to catch my man in the lie he told me 132 days ago
14. BACK TO IT:
15. Like, OMG:
when you're extremely high in public but holding it together flawlessly
16. *Clutches pearls*:
the two genders
17. *Burns sage*:
When I enter a room
18. *Rinses eyes with soap*:
The dude guessed "K."
19. We're almost done, I promise:
*sobs* nice
20. But buckle up, because we're about to finish on a good one:
Doing laundry
21. *END SCENE*:
me w a boyfriend vs. me without
Thank you for tuning in.
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