When you're gay, you have to come out twice: once as a homosexual, and a SECOND time as someone who loves iced coffee. I can't explain it, but gays hate hot coffee as much as they loathe parallel parking and Ed Sheeran simultaneously blocking Kesha, Lana Del Rey, and Lady Gaga from Best Pop Vocal Album at this year's Grammys.
1.At the risk of sounding dramatic, coffee HAS to be iced:
2.I'm sorry, I don't make the rules:
3.Like, this is a year-round thing:
4.It's not seasonal! Iced coffee is really meant to be consumed year round:
5.And if you think you're the only one, you're WRONG:
6.It's basically our lifeblood:
7.Seriously, it might even give us special powers:
8.And some people (str8s) just don't understand this:
9.Like, when that sweet rush of caffeine hits, this usually happens:
10.One way to celebrate coming out is in liquid form (with lots of ice, of course):
11.And we're sincerely sorry for anyone who gets in our way in our pursuit of iced coffee:
12.Because when we need some, nothing can stop us:
13.Also, there's a strong chance we're going to put getting iced coffee first on our to-do list, no matter what:
14.Because obviously we have our priorities straight:
15.Honestly, arriving late with an iced coffee in hand (the thing that made you late) is a lifestyle:
16.Having said that, this is very true:
17.And this too (we all were just clocked):
18.This? This is the Gay Agenda:
19.And if there were a Gay Olympics for college students, this would be it too:
20.Anyways, be sure to do this today:
21.And don't mess with the gays, because we've DEFINITELY had our iced coffee today: