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This Video Of Sassy Queen Fiona The Hippo Will Be The Best 81 Seconds Of Your Week

FIONA. DID. THAT.

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Listen it's been a rough week but we're not here to talk about it. Instead, let's discuss a sassy, unbothered, unproblematic queen: Fiona the Hippo.

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You're probably familiar with Miss Fiona's work: She's a social media sensation and star resident of the Cincinnati Zoo.

Fiona Stats: She is 2ft tall at her shoulder, she's 55" from nose to tail, her tail is 9" long & she weighs 356lbs… https://t.co/TNcq1Szt7i

But Fiona has reached new levels of ICONIC thanks to this video the Cincinnati Zoo just uploaded, and it's 81 seconds of pure perfection:

Hippos love water, which is why the Greeks gave them the name “river horse.” Hippos spend up to 16 hours a day in t… https://t.co/C6Z4xUYTIJ

Listen, I appreciate the hippo facts (Speaking Greek? In THIS economy?!), Cincinnati Zoo Social Media Manager — but I'm here for Miss Fiona SERVING ICE COLD LOOKS ONLY!

Look at her TWIRL!!! We love original choreography!

Look at her blow bubbles and bop around! 👏MISS👏FIONA👏DID👏THAT!

Look at her dive through the water like she doesn't have a care in the world!

Look at her pull a Mariah "I don't know her" with her own MOTHER Bibi as she swims away because she's just THAT unbothered.

WHAT WILL SHE DO NEXT?! All I have left to say is...

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