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Fiona The Hippo Farting Underwater Is The Only Thing You Need To See Today

She puts the "art" in "fart."

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By now, you should know who Fiona the Hippo is. She's famous. She's unbothered. She's unproblematic. She's sassy. She's all of us when we're single and watching our friends get engaged.

Fiona is ALWAYS camera-ready to amaze us with her limitless talents, but she just did something which I'm pretty sure has never been done before in the history of the world (or at least in the history of hippos).

She made farting look cute.

I mean, look at her graceful execution and perfect form. She puts the "art" in "fart" and honestly, we can all give up trying — NO FART WILL EVER TOP FIONA'S FART. / Via @cincinnatizoo

Anyways, stay sassy AND gassy Fiona. We love you!