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24 Things Only Disney Villains Can Get Away With

Being bad has its benefits.

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1. Murdering your brother so you can take over his kingdom.

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2. Having not one, but TWO moray eels as pets.

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3. Cursing a baby because her parents didn't invite you to her christening.

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4. Committing your crush's father to an insane asylum so she'll decide to marry you.

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5. Sending your henchman to bring your stepdaughter's heart back in a box... because she is HOTTER than you.

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6. Alternatively, using your stepdaughter as your maid.

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7. Using an apple — not a sword, an axe, even black magic — as a weapon. A GODDAMN APPLE.

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8. Turning into a giant cobra. You know, just because.

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9. Kidnapping 101 little puppies so you can have the fur coat of your dreams.

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10. Accidentally turning the emperor into a llama.

11. Taking someone's voice. Yup, their voice.

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12. Having an secret evil laboratory.

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13. Having a hook for a hand. A HOOK.

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14. Wearing THIS outfit that lights up with magical green fire, and looking great in it too.

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15. Kidnapping a baby girl and keeping her locked in a tower so you always look hot.

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16. Constantly calling for beheadings to appease your bad temper.

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17. Poisoning your nephew...

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18. ...So you can take over your brother's mountaintop estate.

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19. Turning into a gigantic, fire-breathing dragon.

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20. Holding a grudge against a flying teenager to the point you want to duel him to the death.

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21. Being so into yourself that you rip open your shirt at bars and brag about your body hair.

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22. Having evil henchmen who screw up ALL the time so you have to finish your evil plans yourself.

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23. Not being excited for your birthday because you need to go murder the emperor, who is currently a llama.

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24. And finally, being this handsome and STILL being the bad guy.

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