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    This Is What The Government Would Look Like If It Were Run By Disney Princesses

    Nothing but respect for MY princess president!

    Have you ever wondered what our US government would be like if it were run by Disney Princesses? BECAUSE I HAVE. Ignoring the fact that most princesses aren't natural-born citizens/they're not old enough to hold the job/THEY ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS I actually think they'd do a pretty good job! Here's why.

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    President: Mulan

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    As we learned in 2016, a lot of America is pretty uncomfortable with the idea of a female president, so Mulan should assuage that fear — she spent half a movie pretending to be a man! She also saved the entire nation of China, so I think she's more than qualified to be president.

    Vice President: Elsa

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    I'm just picturing her bursting into a loud rendition of "Let It Go" in the Oval Office every time she has a disagreement with President Mulan. So yes, Vice President Elsa has a nice ring to it.

    Secretary of State: Pocahontas

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    She handled a bunch of problematic white men deftly in her movie, so I feel like international relations would be a piece of cake for her.

    Attorney General: Rapunzel

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    She just seems like the type who can win an argument to me. Also Pascal (her pet lizard) is a natural fit for a prosecuting team.

    White House Chief of Staff: Jasmine

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    Her father (the sultan) was pretty inept and only good at feeding crackers to a parrot. Jasmine basically ran the palace. The White House should be easy as pie.

    Secretary of Defense: Merida

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    She has a bow and arrow (and great hair). Our enemies will be quaking in their boots.

    Secretary of Education: Belle

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    Kind of a snob, but passionate about literacy. Can't wait to see what she does with the position.

    Secretary of Commerce: Tiana

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    Ran her own small business! I can already feel the stock market surging.

    Secretary of the Interior: Snow White

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    This job is in charge of the National Parks Services, and Snow White LOVES hanging out with friendly woodland critters. Such a great fit!

    Secretary of Health and Human Services: Aurora

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    IDK, she was asleep for a while, so I feel like she should be well rested enough to do the job.

    UN Ambassador: Ariel

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    Has excellent penmanship (see her treaty with Ursula) so I feel like she would be great signing accords with other nations. Also, she signed away her voice, so she's used to listening to other people ramble on and on (a staple of UN meetings) while she has to sit and listen.

    Secretary of Energy: Anna

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    Had to handle her sister who had random bursts of Arctic frozen powers. This should be a cakewalk.

    Secretary of Transportation: Moana

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    Built a boat that can sail across the Pacific, so she's basically overqualified for the position. Excellent choice.

    Secretary of Labor: Cinderella

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    I mean...who else is going to be the Secretary of LABOR?!

    Nothing but respect for MY princess president!

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