This is Chrissy Teigen. You may know her as a professional model, mother to the adorable Luna, or that lady who could be prosecuted at any moment for opening Rihanna's mail.
Everyone knows that she's the only celebrity good at Twitter. Whether she's literally fighting Nazis...
@RichardBSpencer you are literally a nazi. I don't even need to come up with a comeback. Really takes the pressure off. Thanks, nazi!
...asking the hard-hitting questions...
IS PEE STORED IN THE BALLS
...or sharing hilarious relationship advice (she and John Legend are the only two tolerable straight people on earth), Chrissy is SO FRICKIN' HILARIOUS.
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
But Chrissy just shared something online that's got me looking like the "Confused Math Lady" in real life. Make sure you're sitting down for this one — I don't want to be sued for any injuries you might sustain from falling over after seeing this:
help
So they're directions for how to take medication...but they literally make NO sense. Are you supposed to take orally? Or by your eyes?
Of course, people thought they had "solutions" for the problem...
@chrissyteigen Hold the dropper in your mouth, stand on your head, put drops in right eye. What don't you understand?
...or decided to point their finger at culprits...
@chrissyteigen ...is it too soon to blame Betsy DeVos for this?
...OR were just flat-out befuddled themselves.
@chrissyteigen
Basically, this is all of us until we figure out what went wrong:
