The Bay Area
Ah, BMore: What's not to love? You've got crab cakes, Ravens football, Orioles baseball, and LACROSSE. And it's called Charm City for a REASON. Most of your friends probably went to UMD or Johns Hopkins, and you're ALL about rocking your Under Armour when you go to the gym, of course, and know the Harbor is WAY too touristy (Fed Hill is where you go out, obviously). That being said, you know better than to go outside during the summer — air-conditioning, ALL the way, or you can just escape to Ocean City.