22 Things All Blondes Are Tired Of Hearing

Like, please like, stop with the dumb blonde jokes.

1. “Are you a natural blonde?”

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Are you naturally this annoying?

2. “You’re smart for a blonde.”

You don’t say.

3. “I have a thing for blondes.”

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Too bad we don’t have a thing for idiots.

4. “You kind of look like [insert random blonde celebrity here.]”

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You need to have your eyes checked.

5. “You’re SUCH a blonde!”

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What does that even mean?

6. “Do you dye your hair?”

Like that’s any of your business.

7. “I wish I had hair like yours.”

Well, you don’t.

8. “What do you think of Miley Cyrus going blonde?”

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Welcome to the club, I guess?

9. “How do you get your hair to look like that?”

What, are you trying to copy me?

10. “OMG, like, do you like, love being blonde?”

Yeah, I don’t talk like that.

11. “Will you have to dye your hair when you get older?”

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Ask me when I’m “older.”

12. “Will your kids be blonde?”

Not sure, you’ll have to ask them.

13. “Have you ever thought of getting a pixie cut like JLaw did?”

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Have you ever thought of not asking dumb questions?

14. “Blondes just do it better.”

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I already knew this.

15. “I’m thinking of dying my hair blonde for the summer, what do you think?”

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Yeah, good luck with that!

16. “Are you having a blonde moment?”

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No, but if you keep asking you’re going to have a painful moment.

17. “Do you use Sun-In?”

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Nope. Just nope.

18. “Do you ever think about dying your hair a different color?”

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19. “Can I touch your hair?”

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Can I punch your face?

20. “Blondes have more fun.”

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Not when you’re around.

21. “Are you blonde, ugh, down there?”

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Is the suspense killing you?

22. And finally, literally any dumb blonde joke.

We’ll laugh, and then we will take over the world.

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