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You Need To Follow This Bernie Sanders Parody Account

"THE CACTUS IS A GIANT DESERT PICKLE THAT REFUSES TO BE TOUCHED."

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Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has a very, VERY unique way of speaking. Perhaps it is his thick Brooklyn accent:

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That's why when you read the tweets of the parody account @berniethoughts in Bernie's distinctive voice, you're guaranteed to end up on the floor laughing. You NEED to be following this eccentric, all-caps account:

Like this very important question regarding dairy:

And this important culinary question:

His strong stance on sporks:

This insane theory about avocados:

His thoughts on carbs:

And also pizza bagels:

This brilliant takedown of celery:

His hot dog policy:

This astute scientific observation:

This brave take on the usage of hot sauce:

His support of Lunchables:

His inquest for the truth regarding our feet:

An important lunch meat inquiry:

And finally, this brilliant cactus analysis:

Can you #FEELTHEBERN?

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Be sure to follow @berniethoughts here.

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