1. Hello ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to this handsome fellow. His name? Patrick Schwarzenegger.
2. That’s right, his dad is the Governator.
3. And his mom is a Kennedy.
4. Let’s just say he’s *KIND* of #blessed when it comes to his genes.
5. Like, check out that flow and his sultry stare.
6. WOAH those abs. You could wash your ironic Terminator T-shirt from Urban Outfitters on his stomach.
7. *Fans self*
8. Seriously, HASHTAG ABS.
9. Also, check out those guns. I’d say Patrick is doing his dad proud in the muscles department.
10. And yeah, Patrick cleans up pretty nice and looks nice with some clothes on, too.
11. But wait, that’s not even the best part. Guess what? PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER IS A BONA FIDE MODEL.
12. Like, not just any old model. A TOM FORD model.
13. *Doesn’t pop molly, rocks Tom Ford instead.*
14. Oh, we’ll be back, jingling all the way.
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