Iron Man / Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: His iPhone armor.
Captain America / Steve Rogers (Chris Evans)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Patriotism.
Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Martial arts — she's too badass to need super powers.
Thor (Chris Hemsworth)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Wielding a hammer you certainly cannot pick up at the Home Depot.
The Hulk / Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Anger management.
Hawkeye / Clint Barton (Jeremy Renner)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Deadly aim.
Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Using the Avengers.
Loki (Tom Hiddleston)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: A killer vocabulary.
The Vision (Paul Bettany)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Um, he's the Vision... 'nuff said.
Scarlet Witch / Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: All that weird psychic shit she does.
Black Panther / T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Badass manicure.
Ant-Man / Scott Lang (Paul Rudd)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Proving size doesn't matter.
Spider-Man / Peter Parker (Tom Holland)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Shooting super glue from his wrists.
Falcon / Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: Um, his name is Falcon. He flies, you guys.
The Winter Soldier / Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan)


Preferred method of ass-kicking: DAT SILVER ARM DOE!