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Ariana Grande Probably Just Torched Fuckboy Justin Bieber On Twitter

NOT TODAY SATAN.

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Yesterday was a big social media day for doughnut-licker/pop star Ariana Grande. She uploaded an amazing Instagram video of her popping CGI bubbles...

So realistic.
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So realistic.

...and also reminded us that the Men in Black theme song is the "best song ever."

Her words, not mine.
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Her words, not mine.

But before we could say "#BuyFocusOniTunes," this seeming non-story took an incredible, breathtaking, dramatic turn for the ages.

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Because of course it did.

Like any juicy celebrity story, this involves Justin Bieber — he allegedly liked both of these videos on Instagram.

And then suavely commented on one of them, "Damn Ariana u look so good."

Technically it should have been "Damn, Ariana, you look so good." I guess celebrities are exempt from the normal rules of grammar and punctuation.
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Technically it should have been "Damn, Ariana, you look so good." I guess celebrities are exempt from the normal rules of grammar and punctuation.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Ariana's rumored boyfriend Ricky Alvarez told the Biebs to STEP OFF in not-so-subtle fashion.

AW HELL NO!!!

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Powerful pop diva that she is, Ariana wasn't just gonna let her man have the last word on the matter. She quickly let down her ponytail and took to Twitter, firing off a duo of cryptic tweets. First:

And then she was like "bang, bang" and shot out this second tweet:

Pretty damning stuff. But the question remains...WAS ARIANA TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN OR NOT?

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The answer, of course, is a strong "maybe."

I'VE PRESENTED ALL THE EVIDENCE WE HAVE. I can't glimpse into Ariana's brain! You get to be the judge.

All we know is:1. Ariana was feeling her look and the MIB soundtrack yesterday.2. Justin Bieber was probably feeling Ari's look yesterday, but maybe not the MIB soundtrack.3. Ariana's boo was having none of Bieber's Canadian fuckboy nonsense.4. Ariana didn't have time for Satan yesterday (today her schedule might be clearer) because she had to finish some music and also live a cute, drama-free life.#FACTS
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All we know is:

1. Ariana was feeling her look and the MIB soundtrack yesterday.

2. Justin Bieber was probably feeling Ari's look yesterday, but maybe not the MIB soundtrack.

3. Ariana's boo was having none of Bieber's Canadian fuckboy nonsense.

4. Ariana didn't have time for Satan yesterday (today her schedule might be clearer) because she had to finish some music and also live a cute, drama-free life.

#FACTS

  1. So was Ariana talking about Justin or not?

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    She was totally calling out the Biebs.
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    Nah, she was just being vague about something else.
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    IDK, but I need to go and lick a doughnut.
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So was Ariana talking about Justin or not?
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    She was totally calling out the Biebs.
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    Nah, she was just being vague about something else.
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    IDK, but I need to go and lick a doughnut.

Regardless of what she meant, I think we all learned a lesson here: Don't fuck with Ariana Grande on Twitter.

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