Normally I don't support the heterosexual lifestyle, but as you might know, gay icon/reformed donut-licker Ariana Grande and Queer Eye super fan Pete Davidson are most likely dating and I AM SO FRICKIN' HERE FOR IT. Neilson Barnard / Getty Images, Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images Up until now, we haven't seen them together — we've been limited to cute-as-hell social media interactions between the two parties. Instagram / Ariana Grande But Tuesday night Ariana posted a picture of someone I'm 99.99% sure is Pete on her Instagram Story. It's 2018, that means they're basically official. I don't make the rules. Instagram / Ariana Grande BUT IT GETS BETTER. Yesterday, Ariana had an impromptu Harry Potter-themed photo sesh where she came out as a Slytherin. Don't worry Ari, we still love you. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @arianagrande And — GAY GASP — Pete posted this picture with Ariana (love a good Huji moment) that is so freakin' adorable, it could warm even Filch's ice-cold heart. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @petedavidson But what I'm really here for is Ariana's caption on Pete's photo. It's...............something else. I'll let you check it out for yourself. Instagram / Pete Davidson YES, MISS ARIANA GRANDE-BUTERA IS OUT HERE LEAVING SEXUAL HARRY POTTER COMMENTS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2018. WIG, SHOOK, YAAASS QUEEN, ETC. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. And naturally, not only are people here for the happy couple going Instagram-official... Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit Pete is in Gryffindor robes and Ariana is in Slytherin robes and honestly....................................this shit cute as hell. https://t.co/hDVR8NabFY 05:45 PM - 30 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite ...they're also low-key dying at Ariana's XXX-rated comment. MmB @MmB2034 "u tryna slytherin" 🤣😂😂😂 I am now a Ariana Grande fan off that comment alone. #respect https://t.co/bpWDFbirCK 06:53 PM - 30 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite YUP, SHE DID THAT. Rose @RadioRose . @ArianaGrande’s comment😂😂😂😂 #Slytherin 05:43 PM - 30 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Anyway, 10 points to Gryffindor *AND* Slytherin. Mischief managed...and then some. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros.