Normally I don't support the heterosexual lifestyle, but as you might know, gay icon/reformed donut-licker Ariana Grande and Queer Eye super fan Pete Davidson are most likely dating and I AM SO FRICKIN' HERE FOR IT.
Up until now, we haven't seen them together — we've been limited to cute-as-hell social media interactions between the two parties.
But Tuesday night Ariana posted a picture of someone I'm 99.99% sure is Pete on her Instagram Story. It's 2018, that means they're basically official. I don't make the rules.
BUT IT GETS BETTER. Yesterday, Ariana had an impromptu Harry Potter-themed photo sesh where she came out as a Slytherin. Don't worry Ari, we still love you.
And — GAY GASP — Pete posted this picture with Ariana (love a good Huji moment) that is so freakin' adorable, it could warm even Filch's ice-cold heart.
But what I'm really here for is Ariana's caption on Pete's photo. It's...............something else. I'll let you check it out for yourself.
YES, MISS ARIANA GRANDE-BUTERA IS OUT HERE LEAVING SEXUAL HARRY POTTER COMMENTS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2018. WIG, SHOOK, YAAASS QUEEN, ETC.
And naturally, not only are people here for the happy couple going Instagram-official...
Pete is in Gryffindor robes and Ariana is in Slytherin robes and honestly....................................this shit cute as hell. https://t.co/hDVR8NabFY
...they're also low-key dying at Ariana's XXX-rated comment.
"u tryna slytherin" 🤣😂😂😂 I am now a Ariana Grande fan off that comment alone. #respect https://t.co/bpWDFbirCK
YUP, SHE DID THAT.
. @ArianaGrande’s comment😂😂😂😂 #Slytherin
Anyway, 10 points to Gryffindor *AND* Slytherin. Mischief managed...and then some.
