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Are You Destined To Become A Crazy Cat Lady?

No matter what, you're purrrrrrfect just the way you are.

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  1. Check off any that apply, and BE HONEST!!!

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    You’re single.
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    You’re VERY single.
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    You have not been on a date in the last month.
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    You have not been on a date in the last SIX months.
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    Your general hygiene is pretty lax.
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    Like, you shave pretty irregularly.
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    And if you ever skip a shower or brushing your teeth, it isn’t the end of the world.
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    Also, there probably is that huge clump of hair in the drain of your shower.
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    You fart, burp, and sneeze with reckless abandon.
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    You’re comfortable pooping in places other than the comfort of your own home.
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    That includes your office.
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    You sometimes catch yourself talking to yourself.
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    You FREQUENTLY catch yourself talking to yourself.
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    You also sometimes talk to inanimate objects.
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    Or animals (preferably cats) as if they are going to respond to you.
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    You eat cereal straight out of the box.
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    And peanut butter and Nutella straight out of the jar.
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    And ice cream right out of the carton.
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    Actually, your preferred method of eating is straight from the container.
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    Also, you strongly believe in the five-second rule.
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    Actually, if your food is on the floor for a little longer than five seconds, it’s not THAT big of a deal.
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    You’ve perfected the art of cooking for one.
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    Or, you just really make good use of your microwave.
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    Or, you just order in. A lot.
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    There are also probably a lot of dirty dishes in your sink.
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    Like, maybe the delivery guy like, knows you by now.
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    And if you get a little food on your clothes, it isn’t the end of the world.
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    And you definitely get a little food on your face.
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    And you most DEFINITELY have perfected the art of nonchalantly spilling your drink on yourself.
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    You are ALL about your sweatpants.
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    And your Snuggie.
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    And you wear your sweater with the hood UP.
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    Going to bars gives you anxiety.
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    Like, you’d rather spend a Friday night in watching Netflix.
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    Or curled up, reading a book.
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    That’s because being around a lot of people gives you anxiety.
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    Because you firmly believe people suck, in general.
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    Also, you are an awkward dancer.
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    You’re the single friend.
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    Like, most of your friends are in relationships, and you’re still just flying solo.
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    And maybe they act a little worried about your iron streak of singledom.
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    And if they’re not, your mom is DEFINITELY concerned.
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    But really, you have your excuses ready.
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    Even if you yourself are concerned about always being a party of one.
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    You live alone.
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    And sometimes drink alone.
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    And sometimes you walk around in your apartment/house/living space in your undies JUST BECAUSE.
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    And you’re totally cool with it.
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    That’s because when it comes to fucks, you give zero.
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    Oh, and you have a cat.

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