What, isn't Monday supposed to be the worst day of the week, you ask? NOPE. Tuesdays are the Siberia of days: gray, bleak, and they fucking suck. Mondays are pretty bad too, but in a way, if your Monday really stinks, it's kind of a badge of honor. Remember, Monday is the first day after the weekend and thus is sort of a "repayment" period for all the atrocities that you may have committed in the previous few days. If you're riding the struggle bus on Monday, it is sort of a reminder (albeit an excruciatingly painful one) of how badass your weekend was. Tuesday, on the other hand, stands on its own. Like Madagascar is to Africa, Tuesday is far, far away from the approaching weekend. It really should be called POOsday.