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15 Christmas Emojis Aussies Actually Need

Coz snowflakes don't quite cut it for us.

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1. The sweaty-arse Santa Claus.

For when it's not even 9am yet and it's already hot AF.
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when it's not even 9am yet and it's already hot AF.

2. The coffee plunger.

For when the Christmas morning buzz wears off and you realise that all the cafes are closed.
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when the Christmas morning buzz wears off and you realise that all the cafes are closed.

3. The Christmas gumtree branch.

For when you want to keep it natural, but can't afford an actual Christmas tree (who really has a spare $65 in December?).
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when you want to keep it natural, but can't afford an actual Christmas tree (who really has a spare $65 in December?).

4. A statue of "little baby cheeses".

Because, honestly, who hasn't misheard "statue of little baby Jesus" for "statue of little baby cheeses"?
Sam Leighton-Dore

Because, honestly, who hasn't misheard "statue of little baby Jesus" for "statue of little baby cheeses"?

5. The awkwardly obvious Christmas stocking.

For when it's time to show off your not-so-subtle last-minute gift-wrapping skills.
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when it's time to show off your not-so-subtle last-minute gift-wrapping skills.

6. The new undies.

Because it wouldn't be Christmas without receiving a new pair of fluro knickers.
Sam Leighton-Dore

Because it wouldn't be Christmas without receiving a new pair of fluro knickers.

7. The receipt.

For when you're ready to return your new undies for store credit at the Boxing Day Sales.
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when you're ready to return your new undies for store credit at the Boxing Day Sales.

8. The white plastic chair.

Because it's just not an awkward Aussie family gathering without unstacking some of these bad boys.
Sam Leighton-Dore

Because it's just not an awkward Aussie family gathering without unstacking some of these bad boys.

9. The esky.

For when you need to accommodate the whole family.
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when you need to accommodate the whole family.

10. The BBQ disaster.

For when your uncle really needs to christen his new BBQ and the turkey turns out dry-as-a-bone but everyone says it's absolutely perfect.
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when your uncle really needs to christen his new BBQ and the turkey turns out dry-as-a-bone but everyone says it's absolutely perfect.

11. The "crack it open".

Because a cracker and a can of VB mean Christmas.
Sam Leighton-Dore

Because a cracker and a can of VB mean Christmas.

12. The Christmas pavlova.

Because smashing some pav should be considered a national pastime.
Sam Leighton-Dore

Because smashing some pav should be considered a national pastime.

13. The drunk auntie.

Because we all seem to have one.
Sam Leighton-Dore

Because we all seem to have one.

14. The candy cane weapon.

For when the family time gets a bit much.
Sam Leighton-Dore

For when the family time gets a bit much.

15. And the beach sunset.

Because despite the gross heat, dirty beers, and dodgy relatives, we're pretty damn lucky to enjoy our Christmas in a postcard paradise.
Sam Leighton-Dore

Because despite the gross heat, dirty beers, and dodgy relatives, we're pretty damn lucky to enjoy our Christmas in a postcard paradise.

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