22 Questions Cheryl Cole Will Never Be Able To Answer

Twitter was offered the chance to ask Cheryl Cole anything. And boy, did they.

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This morning, ITV show Daybreak offered Twitter users the unique opportunity to put their questions to a very famous singer.

Richard Arnold is meeting Cheryl Cole today, so send him your questions using #AskCheryl now!

Richard Arnold is meeting Cheryl Cole today, so send him your questions using #AskCheryl now!-- ITV Daybreak

But of course, they weren't the only type of people to join in. Here's some others.

1. The smug, I'm-smarter-than-a-pop-star Tweeter.

#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on quantum physics? And also, how do parallel universes work? Thanks Cheryl.

#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on quantum physics? And also, how do parallel universes work? Thanks Cheryl.-- Amrik Virk

2.

#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on stem cell research and the bioethics that surround this controversial topic?

#AskCheryl What are your thoughts on stem cell research and the bioethics that surround this controversial topic?-- Jason Green

3.

#askcheryl hey Cheryl I'm really struggling in maths and I was wondering if you could explain stokes theorem to me? thanks x x x

#askcheryl hey Cheryl I'm really struggling in maths and I was wondering if you could explain stokes theorem to me? thanks x x x-- Daniel

4.

#AskCheryl What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

#AskCheryl What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?-- JFT96

5.

#AskCheryl Whats your opinion on the rising price of pulses and how do you think it will effect the micro-economies of the grain industry?

#AskCheryl Whats your opinion on the rising price of pulses and how do you think it will effect the micro-economies of the grain industry?-- Will

6.

#AskCheryl with the water table at 1.5m (ysat=18kg/m^3, ydry=16kg/m^3), what is the vertical effective stress in the soil at a depth of 6m?

#AskCheryl with the water table at 1.5m (ysat=18kg/m^3, ydry=16kg/m^3), what is the vertical effective stress in the soil at a depth of 6m?-- Ricky Hancock

7. The surrealists.

#AskCheryl Why does my TV have that funny stripe on the screen? Also, I heard you're part robot, part human, is this true?

#AskCheryl Why does my TV have that funny stripe on the screen? Also, I heard you're part robot, part human, is this true?-- Megan Thompson

8. The out-and-out haterz.

#AskCheryl When are you quitting 'singing'? Mwah.

#AskCheryl When are you quitting 'singing'? Mwah.-- PETER TAYLOR.

9.

@Daybreak #AskCheryl do you agree that having no personality or singing talent doesn't stop you from having a singing career

@Daybreak #AskCheryl do you agree that having no personality or singing talent doesn't stop you from having a singing career-- Chris Retallick

10.

#AskCheryl when are you going to take singing lessons? They're well overdue.

#AskCheryl when are you going to take singing lessons? They're well overdue.-- Tony Boney

11.

#AskCheryl how are you a famous singer when my dog has a better singing voice then you?

#AskCheryl how are you a famous singer when my dog has a better singing voice then you?-- Squidward Tentacles

12. The guy who gets straight to the point.

#AskCheryl

Fuck off.-- I FARTACUS ™ © ®

13. The internet in-joker.

#AskCheryl Ed Balls.-- Graham H

14. The Hopeful Romantics.

#AskCheryl Are you free this weekend?

#AskCheryl Are you free this weekend?-- Luke Finlay

15.

#AskCheryl Do you want to meet up for a couple of drinks? :P

#AskCheryl Do you want to meet up for a couple of drinks? :P-- Jason

16.

#AskCheryl be me bird-- Joshua Shaw

18.

#AskCheryl How threatened are you by North Korea's long range Nuclear capability?

#AskCheryl How threatened are you by North Korea's long range Nuclear capability?-- William Healey

19.

#AskCheryl How do you feel Sir Colin Davis should be remembered? Should he have a bigger funeral than Margaret Thatcher?

#AskCheryl How do you feel Sir Colin Davis should be remembered? Should he have a bigger funeral than Margaret Thatcher?-- JFT96

20.

#AskCheryl what's your thoughts on the ever rising prices of Fredos?

#AskCheryl what's your thoughts on the ever rising prices of Fredos?-- Aaron Anthony Bowman

21.

#AskCheryl have you ever punched a horse?

#AskCheryl have you ever punched a horse?-- Aaron Shaw

22. The guy whose Mum is called Cheryl.

Why the fuck is #AskCheryl trending? Mums gone shopping and can't answer your tweets right now. Sorry.

Why the fuck is #AskCheryl trending? Mums gone shopping and can't answer your tweets right now. Sorry.-- Mitch King