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  • A teddy bear taking a selfie
  • A wooden post sticking out of the grass
  • A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn
  • A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy
  • Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet
  • Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'
  • The number one hundred thousand under a small green monster
  • The number two hundred and fifty thousand under an alien
  • The number five hundred thousand amongst a forest of eyeballs
  • The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball
  • A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head
  • Butterflies flying around a pair of lips
  • A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs
  • Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand
  • The golden snitch flying through the air
  • A green slime splatter
  • K-pop 'finger heart'
  • Funky disco dancer
  • A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"
  • Two slimy tentacles touching and forming a heart shape
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  • Is Google Anti-New York Jets?

    Just saw a Tweet from the Adsense team at Google discussing their policy so I followed it to make sure I wasn’t in violation - when I noticed that it explicitly discriminates against New York Jets coach Rex Ryan’s foot fetish. They could have used anything as an example, but they used feet. Is Google and Youtube Anti-Jets? Which Google is also currently in violation of since they are hosting his foot fetish videos on the Youtube. Link to the violation below http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeOonqxHN6I

  • Celebrity Pubic Hair. (West Village)

    OMG just saw this on craigslist - A female friend of mine works at an exclusive salon in the West Village and waxes dozens of stars, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Julianne Moore, Maggie Gyllenhaal and dozens more. She saves their pubic hair by letting the wax dry and carefully removing it from the paper, then I sell it on the internet. Prices are negotiable and always reasonable. Perfect for people with weird fetishes, funny birthday gifts and more. Email us today, we may have the pubes you want!

  • What Are Raised Donuts?

    Did they start off as donut holes, attend good schools and then eventually let go to pursue their own dreams? In that case I would guess that these guys were losers since Target < Dunkin Donuts in the fried pastry world.

  • Samirs Guide to Being Homeless: Chapter 1: Work

    OK – so you have just decided that you are going to be homeless – the big question now is – how will you make money? Fortunately you have a few options – loosely based on your current skill sets. taken from http://samir.tv/2010/10/samirs-guide-to-being-homeless-chapter-1-work/

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