What Is Bernie Sanders Doing?
The American People need to know.
Is he asking for the check at the end of a meal?
Is he trying to thread a needle?
Is he picking a lock?
Is he playing the world's tiniest fiddle?
Is he turning a ceiling fan on?
Is he placing a thumbtack on a tiny globe?
Is he eating sushi while on the campaign trail?
Is he getting much needed advice from Jerry, his imaginary (and most trusted advisor) hummingbird friend?
Is he holding a piece of lint he found in his belly button earlier that day?
Is he graciously placing a piece of cheddar cheese on a mouse trap?
Is he sprinkling a little extra NACL on his spaghetti?
Is he trying to clean an elephant's ear with a q-tip?
(Damnit Jerry, I thought he told you to stay up on your perch while he is giving campaign speeches?)
Is he holding a friendly neighborhood rat by the tail?
Is he debating a Republican Presidential candidates' penis girth with fellow candidate Hillary Clinton?
Is he blowing a bubble?
Is he pinching a teet?
I guess the world will never know.
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