1. Leave the bathroom cleaner than when you arrived
2. While we are on the topic of the bathroom, you must always wash your hands when using the restroom
3. Unless you are handicapped, under no circumstances are you ever allowed to take an elevator to the second floor
4. Don't eat lunch at your desk
5. Don't take a private call at your desk
6. Don't microwave fish. EVER
7. Don't leave your food in the fridge
8. Don't use the office network as a place to torent Dances With Wolves
9. Clean up after yourselves!
10. Don't take food that doesn't belong to you
11. Facebook isn't a good place to complain about co-workers
Go out there everyone and make me proud.