Hey you! Come over here to the water cooler
I know there is a lot on your plate lately
But we need to touch base
Take what I am about to say at face value
But I just crunched the numbers
And I decided that you should get a piece of the action
Cause this is going to sell like hot cakes!
My initial ballpark figures are telling me
That people will be waiting hand over fist
And that this is going to be a cash cow
So, to get this project off the ground
All we need to do is set up shop
And strike while the iron is hot
So we can REALLY drum up some business!
Pretty much everyone is already on board
Should I pencil you in?
Are you aligned with me here?
Let's circle back in two weeks
Before it's too late and this takes a nosedive
Or else you'll be putting me in a really tight spot!
I'VE ALREADY GOT ALL MY EGGS IN A BASKET HERE!
Contact Samir Mezrahi at email@example.com.
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